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posted on Apr, 19 2017 @ 05:48 PM
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originally posted by: Created
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Hello do you have a job issue?


I do. Job issues, health issues, women issues. All kinds of issues. Pray for me.

I'm not an atheist. I'm a believer. But I believe God wants me to suffer bigly.




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posted on Apr, 19 2017 @ 05:49 PM
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a reply to: StallionDuck

Thank you!!! Lord Jesus protect you! Amen!



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posted on Apr, 19 2017 @ 05:50 PM
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a reply to: Created

If you would pray for the salvation of my brother and two best friends (since childhood). I would appreciate that. One of my friends has pretty much hit rock bottom already, the other has been teetering on the edge for some years now, and my brother is just entering adulthood. I would hate for him to make the same mistakes that my best friends made.

I request that you use 1John 1:9 before prayer, so that you may pray in fellowship with God. Thanks for the thread.



posted on Apr, 19 2017 @ 05:50 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
I do. Job issues, health issues, women issues. All kinds of issues. Pray for me.


Dude.

Cthulhu saves........the saddest people to eat last.



posted on Apr, 19 2017 @ 05:51 PM
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originally posted by: StallionDuck

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: Created

Only if I can pray for you in the name of the mighty Cthulhu, bringer of madness and destroyer of souls.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.





You see... The difference is... That person above believes in his/her religion and his/her God. To that person, it is as real as breathing.

You, on the other hand, are a troll. You don't believe in Cthulhu. You're just having a laugh at that person's expense. It's people like you that like to poke and jab at people like an imbecile poking and prodding a caged lion, or a people who follow different beliefs than yourself. When that lion breaks free, you scream for help, you charge the owner and demand retribution. When the people rise up against you, you call foul and blame your own country or even that people for rising up even though you're the one who pushed them to it in the first place.

All you and those like you do is derail a thread when you don't agree with it. You don't care about the importance of others, only that the world should revolve around you. Remember one thing and this is a fact. Karma is a royal bitch and she does come back around and she doesn't play nice. Remember that when everything goes to hell in a hand basket around you and you ask "What did I do to deserve this".

It takes a really sad person... It shows personal worth, the true worth. Self worth. It shows just how little respect you have for others and more than likely some shortcoming in your own self esteem.




You got all that from a joke.

You crazy, bro.



posted on Apr, 19 2017 @ 05:51 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: Created
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Hello do you have a job issue?


I do. Job issues, health issues, women issues. All kinds of issues. Pray for me.

I'm not an atheist. I'm a believer. But I believe God wants me to suffer bigly.





In the name of JESUS Christ job problem be gone! Woman issue solved in Jesus name! Amen!



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posted on Apr, 19 2017 @ 05:53 PM
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posted on Apr, 19 2017 @ 05:53 PM
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originally posted by: Created
Woman issue solved in Jesus name! Amen!


Okay, I have to ask. When Jesus 'solves' your women issues, what exactly happens to them?



posted on Apr, 19 2017 @ 05:54 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
I already appealed to Cthulhu. He said he'll call if an opening comes up


I'm sorry man, I hope everything works out for you. Seriously.



posted on Apr, 19 2017 @ 05:56 PM
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posted on Apr, 19 2017 @ 05:56 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: Created
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Hello do you have a job issue?


I do. Job issues, health issues, women issues. All kinds of issues. Pray for me.

I'm not an atheist. I'm a believer. But I believe God wants me to suffer bigly.


I asked bob (my snail god I keep in a fish tank. See page 1) and he said he'll help.

You just need to send me £19.99, buy a book, subscribe and like my YouTube channel and belieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeve!



posted on Apr, 19 2017 @ 05:58 PM
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posted on Apr, 19 2017 @ 05:59 PM
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originally posted by: BELIEVERpriest
a reply to: Created

If you would pray for the salvation of my brother and two best friends (since childhood). I would appreciate that. One of my friends has pretty much hit rock bottom already, the other has been teetering on the edge for some years now, and my brother is just entering adulthood. I would hate for him to make the same mistakes that my best friends made.

I request that you use 1John 1:9 before prayer, so that you may pray in fellowship with God. Thanks for the thread.



Yes thank you for 1 John 1:9 and applied it. In the name of our Lord and Savior Jesus your brother and two best friends repent and believe the good news! By the POWER of the HOLY GHOST in JESUS NAME! Amen! Jesus put your power of protection over this cry and lead them to YOU JESUS! In JESUS name. Amen! They will be in my prayers brother!



posted on Apr, 19 2017 @ 06:01 PM
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Only $200?

I better lower my prices.
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posted on Apr, 19 2017 @ 06:02 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: Created

originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha

originally posted by: Created
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Hello do you have a job issue?


I do. Job issues, health issues, women issues. All kinds of issues. Pray for me.

I'm not an atheist. I'm a believer. But I believe God wants me to suffer bigly.





In the name of JESUS Christ job problem be gone! Woman issue solved in Jesus name! Amen!


Well, I want to keep the job and replace the woman. I just want more money from the job so I can upgrade the women-- It might help if we're a little more specific?


LORD let it be so that he gains more money at his job! In Jesus name! Amen!



posted on Apr, 19 2017 @ 06:02 PM
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Going to take a serious tone for a moment here:

I used to pray/ meditate daily. Tried my best to live on the straight and narrow. It used to seem to work.

Not sure what changed, but the crapstorm never stops and there is no reprieve. I feel my spirit guides have punched the clock for good.



posted on Apr, 19 2017 @ 06:04 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
I used to pray/ meditate daily. Tried my best to live on the straight and narrow. It used to seem to work.


I still meditate on occasion and I find it helpful. It's usually when I have a good amount of time on my hands these days, like flying cross country. I should probably do it more though.



posted on Apr, 19 2017 @ 06:05 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: Created

Going to take a serious tone for a moment here:

I used to pray/ meditate daily. Tried my best to live on the straight and narrow. It used to seem to work.

Not sure what changed, but the crapstorm never stops and there is no reprieve. I feel my spirit guides have punched the clock for good.



I've noticed the more righteous I try to be, the harder life gets.

I take it as a test.



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