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posted on May, 23 2017 @ 03:53 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Cleavage if you have a good bra, is like a valley.




posted on May, 23 2017 @ 03:54 PM
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originally posted by: shlaw

originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: LucidWarrior

shlaw...You have mail!

Lucid...Actually, I do remember that from the bible! (...a man shall cleave unto his wife)

Cleavage? What's that? (hahaha...)








Jacy: you have ebook!



Sweet! Thank you! That was so easy, lol.

Blue...Apparently I'm a skinny male then.


Did Night Star get lost? Geez...I'm never online the same time she is, and when it happens I usually get a quick hug before she rushes off somewhere.

Edit: And of course now she's back. *pulls pointy elfie ear*

edit on 23-5-2017 by jacygirl because: to pull Night Star's ear...cuz they're so cute....



posted on May, 23 2017 @ 03:57 PM
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originally posted by: LookingForABetterLife
a reply to: Night Star

NIght, you are invited to join along in our takeover once we can find a suitable job for you.


Better be a good one! LOL



posted on May, 23 2017 @ 03:59 PM
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a reply to: Night Star

Think of the travel opportunities. Plus there's great benefits and you get to choose your own role



posted on May, 23 2017 @ 04:03 PM
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Lucid and Jacy, we need to find a good job for Night Star in our conquest of the universe. I know that she would like a night shift but I'm not sure what job is best.



posted on May, 23 2017 @ 04:06 PM
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a reply to: LookingForABetterLife

Well...we could put her in charge of the 'end of the world' party, right before we take over...?
She throws a good party.

All I know is that I'm the coffee & donut server, so I don't have to actually fight.
But I can throw a mean donut.



posted on May, 23 2017 @ 04:10 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Good idea Jacy. From this day forward Night Star shall be in charge of the End of the World party and all victory parades.
Now we need someone to build the parade floats.



posted on May, 23 2017 @ 04:10 PM
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*Shep sneaks in while the others are planning world universal domination.*
*Tacks up a small notice on the bulletin board*

New episode of Falling posted! Use the link in my signature to go to the beginning of the story or use this link to go to the new episode directly: A Grove of Getli'al

*Grabs an Irish stout from a pixie*
*Sits in chair and listens intently to the battle plans*

edit on 5-23-2017 by PrairieShepherd because: updated link



posted on May, 23 2017 @ 04:12 PM
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a reply to: PrairieShepherd

Shep, what type of experience do you have in building parade floats?



posted on May, 23 2017 @ 04:14 PM
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a reply to: LookingForABetterLife

Uh...I've played the trumpet from the back seat of a convertible riding in front of one before.



posted on May, 23 2017 @ 04:15 PM
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originally posted by: LookingForABetterLife
a reply to: PrairieShepherd

Shep, what type of experience do you have in building parade floats?


Parade floats sound like a lot of work mister...
how about root beer floats?




posted on May, 23 2017 @ 04:23 PM
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Okay Shep, you will be in charge of the trumpet players riding in convertibles then.

Shlaw, you will be lead server of the root beer floats as you seem to be well experienced with them.

Being the emperor is such a draining task which requires me to take a break from my duties for a while.

Think happy thoughts about our grand conquests and don't eat too much ice cream while I'm gone.



posted on May, 23 2017 @ 04:26 PM
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a reply to: LookingForABetterLife

*is busy writing the tale of the conquest ahead of time*



posted on May, 23 2017 @ 04:30 PM
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originally posted by: LookingForABetterLife

Shlaw, you will be lead server of the root beer floats as you seem to be well experienced with them.


Uh... okay. I do have managerial experience.
Is there a float supervisor position open?
(I don't have any references other than some
persistent mold in the corner of the shower/tub.
It should know me fairly well by now. Not sure
about its typing skills or if it has a cell phone...)



posted on May, 23 2017 @ 04:32 PM
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So far all I'm seeing is plans for a big party and a parade.
Are you sure we're even qualified for universal domination?

(I used to work at A&W so I can help with root beer floats, lol)

Maybe we should just write a story about how we conquered the universe, and then have the party...?



posted on May, 23 2017 @ 04:33 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
So far all I'm seeing is plans for a big party and a parade.
Are you sure we're even qualified for universal domination?

(I used to work at A&W so I can help with root beer floats, lol)

Maybe we should just write a story about how we conquered the universe, and then have the party...?



Wow. Just wow. I lost that position fast.



posted on May, 23 2017 @ 04:33 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

I thought that was the plan the whole time?



posted on May, 23 2017 @ 04:34 PM
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a reply to: shlaw

Hahaha! Don't worry buddy. You can be public relations



posted on May, 23 2017 @ 04:36 PM
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originally posted by: LucidWarrior
a reply to: shlaw

Hahaha! Don't worry buddy. You can be public relations


But, but, I don't like the public...



posted on May, 23 2017 @ 04:37 PM
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Exactly! And we're planning universal domination! Its perfect
edit on 23-5-2017 by LucidWarrior because: (no reason given)



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