Does anyone know how to join a secret space program?

a reply to: TEOTWAWKIAIFF

So i fi were say a Spakly vampire id be in right now right?

Why not go to Antarctca instead? Maybe somebody there can point you the right way. Last time i heard, some space guy went over there.

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I'm ready to beam aboard Captain and I have my phaser set at 'fun'.

a reply to: yuppa

After they stamp your hand, I was going to lick the back of my hand and hope the stamp transfers!

Hey everyone,
My name is Josh us army vet space enthusiast and conspiracy theory. I've learned everything I can about our secret space army and reading posts here I'm truly interested and if anyone! Now's how please message me I'm a trained infantry soldier highly skilled and need a change.

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a reply to: Abavs

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It is a secret surely..

Go to Before It's News. If you're a moron, you already have a login there. Comment, in all caps, the following, exactly: I'M AN UNEMPLOYED LOSER, TOO, THAT BELIEVES STAR TREK IS A DOCUMENTARY. This may yield some advice. If you're a schizophrenic, no doubt NASA or the Nibiru mother ship will come for you!

No need to thank me. Always willing to help.

man the op of this thread is sure brave you could die in space, and even die from not living on the earth.

very high chance, unless he can talk to god

a reply to: Abavs
I am extremely curious what does exist, and I am also interested in devoting my life to such a program. I would have to believe that they find you, or recruit you based on Education, Intelligence, and skills. For instance, Higher IQ, exceptional ASVAB scores when joining the military, College Level Examinations, SAT scores, etc, etc. I served in the United States Air Force from 1985 to 1998. I have always known in my heart , there is something else out there. If I were approached while serving, I would have jumped at the chance immediately. There are skeptics, dreamers, followers, leaders, and plain ignorant people in our world today. I would have to say, first you must be a believer, and If given the opportunity for an old fart to still be involved, I would still jump at the opportunity, and leave all behind. I am 51 years old now, and I know we have the technology for far greater things than being stuck on this planet. If someone is reading this, I wish I was given the chance, and why I wasn't. Follow your dreams, there is a way to get what you want, your first step is to believe, I know I do! Chuck from San Antonio

originally posted by: Abavs
Does anyone know how I would go about contacting one of these secret space programs and pledge to dedicate the remainder of my living days in active service for them ?

Just head to your local secret recruiting office. What's your typing speed?

a reply to: Abavs

I can't really tell you how to go about that but I'm also trying to join.
But as soon as I can catch a chance I'll help you get joined up as well.
All I can say is I'm getting real close to contacting the necicery personal.
How ever I'd you are getting very close to contacting a personal pls let me know I believe we both can keep this under quiet wraps togather

a reply to: Foxfire99



With the intelligence displayed in the typing and grammar in these posts alone, I am sure any government or corporate agency in need of 'the best and brightest' will be jumping at the chance to recruit these fine individuals...