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North Korea F Yeah! Make them windows crooked as hell yeah!

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posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 02:35 AM
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I know the title is ridiculous, mods, but its a spoof from the Team America World Police theme song in light of this dazzling photo:

twitter.com...




The windows on the set of Team America were more realistic:


How are we to even believe it?

I mean if it were just a single flat pane I could see the technical scope. But the two on the left are made to look like they open! Hell I've had 'perfectly square' windows not open worth a damn, so how in the world do those even function? Perhaps more perplexing is, factoring in that the windows cant hardly possibly function thus ensuring its a stage prop set, with it as a stage scene, how could they botch such a simple project? I mean how hard is it? Does there not exist a 'straight edge' in that town that they could at least paint straight lines??

So I tried pulling up some funny cartoon'esque examples of 'wheels that aren't round' to help illustrate the cartoonish absurdity of that situation there, but had no luck in Google God. But I did recall a scene from South Park it just so happens, at least.




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posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 02:37 AM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Its just heat distortion from a telephoto lens.



posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 02:40 AM
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a reply to: FuggleHop

Oh do explain....



posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 02:41 AM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Kimmy should feed his barber to the dogs.



posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 02:56 AM
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originally posted by: FuggleHop
a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Its just heat distortion from a telephoto lens.


Here's the forecast from today forward:


Meaning it couldn't have been much warmer the past week or whatever this year when dude took the photo.

So what is it, if it goes over 70F then its impossible with government (the only) issue camera lenses to capture the essence of straight lines?

I mean, what, the quality of top of the line the camera lenses available in North Korea are lower spec than the workmanship of the windows as seemingly apparent in this bizarre photo???



posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 03:16 AM
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a reply to: FuggleHop

Please do explain:


Source uploaded the photo April 12.



posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 03:18 AM
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Looks like heat distortion to me aswell.. first thing I thought when I saw the photo. .



posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 03:21 AM
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a reply to: Misterlondon

So 65F day means windows buckle every which way?

I'm trying to imagine if it were a 95F day, which is common in my state half the year.



posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 03:23 AM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Yeah, it's a mirage mate...


LOL, no way, you can clearly see they're building code is checked by inspectors with vasoline smeared on their lenses.

North Korea...... you buildings may not need to be brought down, they may just fall on their own.



Heat is not in question here, these are crap building practices
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posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 03:24 AM
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Geometric and architectural blasphemy is what this is. They truly are Godless! WTF, like what were they thinking, seriously???
Can we help them fix it with a MOAB?? I believe that should set them straight.



posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 03:25 AM
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originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
a reply to: Misterlondon

So 65F day means windows buckle every which way?

I'm trying to imagine if it were a 95F day, which is common in my state half the year.


Heat distortion has nothing to do with the actual physical movement of objects, it's the opposite, just alters the light hitting the lens.



posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 03:28 AM
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a reply to: worldstarcountry

MOAB , i doubt is big enough



posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 03:29 AM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

the heat is coming from the open windows. This heat caused a distortion in the picture.



posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 03:31 AM
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originally posted by: IgnoranceIsntBlisss
I know the title is ridiculous, mods, but its a spoof from the Team America World Police theme song in light of this dazzling photo:

twitter.com...




The windows on the set of Team America were more realistic:


How are we to even believe it?

I mean if it were just a single flat pane I could see the technical scope. But the two on the left are made to look like they open! Hell I've had 'perfectly square' windows not open worth a damn, so how in the world do those even function? Perhaps more perplexing is, factoring in that the windows cant hardly possibly function thus ensuring its a stage prop set, with it as a stage scene, how could they botch such a simple project? I mean how hard is it? Does there not exist a 'straight edge' in that town that they could at least paint straight lines??

So I tried pulling up some funny cartoon'esque examples of 'wheels that aren't round' to help illustrate the cartoonish absurdity of that situation there, but had no luck in Google God. But I did recall a scene from South Park it just so happens, at least.



Maybe they should just upgrade their windows program. Windows 7 at least.

kind regards,

bally



posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 03:32 AM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Uh huh, so what? It's 58 degrees.

Try using a really long lens sometime that's the kind of distortion you'll see.



posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 03:33 AM
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a reply to: dragonridr

A lot of heat for a cold day mate....

Well then, i'd say that is frost coming of your dragon...




posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 03:35 AM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

I already explained. But conspiracy theorists see just what they want to see.



posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 03:36 AM
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a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

Last night, Kimmy trolled the world by telling 200 reporters that a "big event" was coming. He put them all on buses and instructed them to leave their cellphones, laptops and lighters on the bus. The reporters waited SIX hours. Most were thinking since the trip to get to the latest nuke site was about 8 hours away, that a nuke test would be the "big event". Finally however, the reporters were able to report on this "big event".

Know what it was??? It was an elaborate unveiling of a new STREET in Pyongyang, Yup. Kimmy trolled the whole world with BS. That's how serious he takes this. Of course, some reporters claimed that this was an intentional diversion to make the press look in one direction, all the while something totally sinister was happening on the other hand.

Either way you look at it. Kimmy is a joke. A trickster. We don't want him having nukes. I would personally be cool with a decision by China to go ahead and annex NK. I guess it's not that simple.

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posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 03:38 AM
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originally posted by: FuggleHop
a reply to: IgnoranceIsntBlisss

I already explained. But conspiracy theorists see just what they want to see.


Just remember what site your on newbie...... you wouldn't be here otherwise.



Where have you been ol mate ?
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posted on Apr, 14 2017 @ 03:59 AM
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a reply to: scubagravy

In North Korea when it hits 62F the Camera lenses experience thermonuclear meltdown.





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