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originally posted by: skunkape23
My buddy bought a new Beamer.
He went to his uncle's ranch in South Texas.
His uncle has a camel.
A good 3/4 ton of a beast.
Long story short...the new Beamer is thrashed.
Every panel is dented, roof included, and the rear and front windshields are shattered.
The long version is still short. The camel saw that shiny black new beamer and said to itself..."Screw this particular thing."
originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: skunkape23
Give us the long version
A camel is an even-toed ungulate within the genus Camelus, bearing distinctive fatty deposits known as "humps" on its back. The three surviving species of camel are the dromedary, or one-humped camel (C. dromedarius), which inhabits the Middle East and the Horn of Africa; the Bactrian, or two-humped camel (C. bactrianus), which inhabits Central Asia; and the critically endangered wild Bactrian camel (C. ferus) that has limited populations in remote areas of northwest China and Mongolia. Bactrian camels take their name from the historical Bactria region of Central Asia (Yam & Khomeiri, 2015). Additionally one other species of camel  in the separate genus Camelops, C. hesternus  lived in western North America and became extinct when humans entered the continent at the end of the Pleistocene.