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Camels and BMW's Should Be Kept Seperated

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posted on Apr, 10 2017 @ 09:46 PM
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My buddy bought a new Beamer.
He went to his uncle's ranch in South Texas.
His uncle has a camel.
A good 3/4 ton of a beast.
Long story short...the new Beamer is thrashed.
Every panel is dented, roof included, and the rear and front windshields are shattered.




posted on Apr, 10 2017 @ 09:53 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

Give us the long version



posted on Apr, 10 2017 @ 09:55 PM
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So.... when's the barbecue? I've never had camel, and I'm assuming said camel has met it's demise.



posted on Apr, 10 2017 @ 09:56 PM
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a reply to: skunkape23

i didnt realize camels frequent south texas.

im learning all kinds of good stuff today



posted on Apr, 10 2017 @ 10:08 PM
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I was driving through Southern Il going to a lake with the husband.. and passed a farm with some steer, buffalo and 4 camels. I was going to pull over and do the "Daddy Im a farmer" thing, but I heard camels spit.



posted on Apr, 10 2017 @ 10:09 PM
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Does he have camel insurance?

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posted on Apr, 10 2017 @ 10:12 PM
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a reply to: Advantage

there are no camels in texas and no camels in illinois.

camels are from africa.

stop lieing everyone.



posted on Apr, 10 2017 @ 10:16 PM
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a reply to: Idreamofme

cough cough...



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posted on Apr, 10 2017 @ 10:18 PM
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LOL!! Nope.. it was a camel.



posted on Apr, 10 2017 @ 10:42 PM
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Pics or it didn't happen!!



posted on Apr, 10 2017 @ 10:44 PM
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originally posted by: skunkape23
My buddy bought a new Beamer.
He went to his uncle's ranch in South Texas.
His uncle has a camel.
A good 3/4 ton of a beast.
Long story short...the new Beamer is thrashed.
Every panel is dented, roof included, and the rear and front windshields are shattered.


Something amazing happened today I saw a BMW and it wasn't being driven like there was an ignorant self-important f#ckwit at the wheel.



posted on Apr, 10 2017 @ 10:49 PM
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originally posted by: NarcolepticBuddha
a reply to: skunkape23

Give us the long version
The long version is still short. The camel saw that shiny black new beamer and said to itself..."Screw this particular thing."
Aggressive stomps, kicks, and head slams came next.
I'm not sure if insurance covers this sort of thing.



posted on Apr, 11 2017 @ 12:23 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

u dont need a car if u have a camel, just ride it



posted on Apr, 11 2017 @ 01:55 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

Tell him you want pictures.

Tell him we all want pictures!



posted on Apr, 11 2017 @ 02:00 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

It doesnt, not on a luxury vehicle anyways.especially if he parked it where a camel had access to it. Thats his fault.
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posted on Apr, 11 2017 @ 02:56 AM
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a reply to: Idreamofme
Forget camels, I m waiting for ostrich meat at my local grocer!


Did you forget Americans can import literally every animal on Earth?? Some require clever paperwork of course due to restrictions, but I have damn near seen it all, including camels.



posted on Apr, 11 2017 @ 06:34 AM
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a reply to: Idreamofme

www.classifiedny.com...

pumpkinfarm.com...


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posted on Apr, 11 2017 @ 06:39 AM
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a reply to: Idreamofme

We also have them in Australia - stop lying, stopdreamingof yourself


en.wikipedia.org...


A camel is an even-toed ungulate within the genus Camelus, bearing distinctive fatty deposits known as "humps" on its back. The three surviving species of camel are the dromedary, or one-humped camel (C. dromedarius), which inhabits the Middle East and the Horn of Africa; the Bactrian, or two-humped camel (C. bactrianus), which inhabits Central Asia; and the critically endangered wild Bactrian camel (C. ferus) that has limited populations in remote areas of northwest China and Mongolia. Bactrian camels take their name from the historical Bactria region of Central Asia (Yam & Khomeiri, 2015).[3] Additionally one other species of camel [4] in the separate genus Camelops, C. hesternus [5] lived in western North America and became extinct when humans entered the continent at the end of the Pleistocene.

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posted on Apr, 11 2017 @ 06:43 AM
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a reply to: skunkape23

In construction we would do projects in OC Calif,every other car is a BMW,we had a joke,whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine.. the porcupine has pricks on the outside



posted on Apr, 11 2017 @ 08:26 AM
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obviously a camel from one of those terrorist countries, since he is stuck in Texas and can`t get to Germany to attack innocent german citizens,like the rest of the terrorists (refugees) are doing, he did the next best thing and attacked a german made car.
no doubt the camel was yelling allah Akbar as he was attacking the car.
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