posted on Feb, 24 2005 @ 05:21 PM
I have the Santa Clause one, but a little different and much more disgusting.
Q: What is the similarity between Michale Jackson and Santa Clause?
A: They both leave little children's rooms at night with empty sacks.
Q: What's the similarity between Michale Jackson and pepsi?
A: They both come in 12-year old cans.
I know they're gross, but I heard them on the radio, and they're funny haha!