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posted on Feb, 21 2005 @ 02:55 PM
Odd gets a 10 for the Salad Fingers avatar...

...and a 6 for the joke.

Americans don't tend to get this one, but anyway...

Micheal Jackson has been arrested for drug possession: Police found class A drugs in the kitchen, class B drugs in the living room, and class 2c in the bedroom.

Awful I know but all the good ones were taken.

posted on Feb, 24 2005 @ 05:21 PM
I have the Santa Clause one, but a little different and much more disgusting.

Q: What is the similarity between Michale Jackson and Santa Clause?
A: They both leave little children's rooms at night with empty sacks.

Q: What's the similarity between Michale Jackson and pepsi?
A: They both come in 12-year old cans.

I know they're gross, but I heard them on the radio, and they're funny haha!

posted on Feb, 24 2005 @ 05:28 PM
Ok here's a Santa Clause one:

Q: Why is Santa's sack so huge?
A: Becuase he only comes once a year.

Somewhat off topic, but I didn't want to start an entire thread just about that one joke.

[edit on 2/24/2005 by diehard_democrat]

posted on Feb, 27 2005 @ 01:01 PM
Now that I can't edit the post anymore, here's a good one I thought up at camp:

Michael Jackson is like a school bus, because they both say "all aboard!" to the little children.


posted on Mar, 31 2005 @ 01:36 AM
Q..Why does Michael Jackson never win a running race???

A..Because he always likes to come in a little behind.

posted on Apr, 7 2005 @ 11:17 AM

Here is mine.

Q: Why does MJ have a fake nose?
A: Cos he cant stand the smell of being deep in crap!

[edit on 7-4-2005 by CheeseKnob]

posted on Apr, 9 2005 @ 08:28 PM
Got a new one.

Q: Why has MJ called the Smooth Criminal?
A: becuase he always uses KY on his victims.

posted on Jun, 4 2005 @ 09:02 PM
What does Michael Jackson have in common with the X Box?
Both get turned on by 8 year olds

What does Shamu and Michael Jackson have in common?
They're both black and white and live in an amusement park

How do you know when it's time to leave Neverland?
When the big hand touches the little hand, it's time to go.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Acne doesn't come on to you until you're 14

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