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posted on Feb, 2 2005 @ 02:41 PM
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Here is a chance for everyone to tell their favorite Michal Jackson joke and judge everyone Else's. The rules are simple rate the Joke above yours and then tell your favorite MJ joke and the next person will do the same.

I will start off

What does Michal Jackson and a PlayStation2 have in common?

Both are Black, made out of plastic, and little boys turn them on...LOL

Lets the Games begin




[edit on 2-2-2005 by Amuk]




posted on Feb, 2 2005 @ 04:37 PM
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amuk--7 for originality...

whats the differenvce between MJ and acne? Acne doesnt come on your face untill your 13....



posted on Feb, 2 2005 @ 04:42 PM
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Q: When is bedtime at Neverland?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.



posted on Feb, 2 2005 @ 04:44 PM
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Q: How is Michael Jackson and McDonalds similar?

A: They both put 40 year old meat between 10 year old buns.



posted on Feb, 7 2005 @ 09:08 AM
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I'll give the acne one an 8, the Neverland a 7, and the McDonalds one a 6 (just heard it alot)

How do you castrate Michael Jackson?
Kick the 10 year old in the chin....


Many black men want to sleep with a white woman...but Michael Jackson simply wanted to BE one...

[edit on 7-2-2005 by Gazrok]



posted on Feb, 7 2005 @ 09:11 AM
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5 out of 10


what do barbie and michael jackson have in common?

both are plastic and both are turned on by ken



posted on Feb, 7 2005 @ 09:11 AM
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Originally posted by spliff4020
amuk--7 for originality...

whats the differenvce between MJ and acne? Acne doesnt come on your face untill your 13....


This is so bad, but so funny.


All of them have me cracking up.



posted on Feb, 7 2005 @ 07:02 PM
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Michael Jackson did NOT molest any of those young boys!!!!











He made love to them.


[edit on 2-7-2005 by William One Sac]



posted on Feb, 7 2005 @ 07:42 PM
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Substance 8.5
Delivery 8.0
X-Factor 9.5

8.7




Q. How do you keep a closet Michael Jackson fan in suspense?



posted on Feb, 7 2005 @ 09:49 PM
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This is from a MJ joke site......

Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson's New Book?
A: It's called, "The In's and Out's of Child Rearing



[edit on 7-2-2005 by Amuk]



posted on Feb, 7 2005 @ 10:28 PM
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I'll give it a 6. Would've been higher, but for the revulsion factor....

Q: What is the difference between a plastic grocery bag and Michael Jackson?
A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with; the other is used to carry groceries.



posted on Feb, 8 2005 @ 08:53 AM
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6.. funny

What do Michael Jackson and K-Mart have in common?

They both have boys underware half-off.



posted on Feb, 10 2005 @ 02:56 PM
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Michael Jackson Prepares For His Trial




posted on Feb, 10 2005 @ 08:03 PM
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edited


[edit on 10/2/2005 by ufos and razor blades]

[edit on 10/2/2005 by ufos and razor blades]



posted on Feb, 12 2005 @ 08:23 AM
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Jacko is releasing a new 'line' of candy...

it's white chocolate with a nut inside.

(courtesy of Letterman)



posted on Feb, 20 2005 @ 11:44 AM
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I liked the picture of Jacko and his many noses. An 8.

A little boy and Michael Jackson are walking in a cemetary at night. The little boy looks up at Michael Jackson and says "Michael, I'm scared".

Michael Jackson replies "You're scared? I gotta walk back by myself"!!



posted on Feb, 20 2005 @ 11:51 AM
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I give that last one a 2 because I heard it before. I made this one up myself but I usually save it for the holidays.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Santa Claus?

Santa Claus usually leaves after giving the kids his package.



posted on Feb, 20 2005 @ 12:11 PM
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Good one.....................7

Cliff Richard.......Sid Vicious.....and Micheal Jackson were in a plane when the pilot announces that the plane is gonna crash...Cliff Richard shouts save the children !!......Sid Vicious shouts screw them.........and Micheal Jackson shouts we have that long !!



posted on Feb, 21 2005 @ 09:44 AM
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6...I liked it, but I think I've heard it somewhere before, I just can't remember where


A mother and her son one day decide to go to the beach to get a tan. While they are both lying on their stomachs, Michael Jackson walks up, and the mother exclaims "Michael Jackson, get out of my son!"


[edit on 2/21/2005 by diehard_democrat]


Odd

posted on Feb, 21 2005 @ 01:28 PM
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you get an 8 for the joke and a 10 for your avatar.

what is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?

one is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children to play with, and the other one is a grocery bag.



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