I live on beautiful little island in the Chesapeake bay but due to it`s fairly remote location not many "normal" people live here,it`s just to far to
drive to work if you want a real job.
The population consists of ( in this order)
1) old retired people
2) local, poorly educated, people who were born and raised here and have never gone far from here their whole lives.
3) The dregs and riff raff of society who somehow found their way here and stayed because they have no jobs so they don`t worry about having to drive
a long way to work,housing is very cheap which is good because they have no jobs or money,the remote location is perfect for them to hide from the
police, their pimps, their dealers who they owe money to etc.
4) local hard working law abiding people.
I couldn`t possible tell you about all my crazy neighbors because it would require writing an entire book, this post is about just one particular
The story starts about 5 years ago when the house four house up the road from mine, that was repoed by the bank, was sold and and a young guy and girl
moved in. They weren`t married ,a few days later her her divorced parents moved in with them. her father had just retired from a car dealer where he
cleaned cars that were traded in so they could be resold. when he retired he had no place to live because while he was working at the car dealer they
let him live in an old abandoned camper that was at the back of the car lot property.
Her mother, who lived with her on and off, at her old residence, while she was looking for a new sugar daddy, also had no place to live because her
latest sugar daddy kicked her out.
neither of her divorced parents knew that the other one was going to be moving in and living there. after about 3 months the daughter and her
boyfriend broke up, so they both moved out and moved back to where they came from, about 200 miles away, and left the 2 divorced parents to live in
The mother is 59 years old now and has never had a job in her life, she is a professional beggar,scammer, gold digger.
The father is now 70 years old and he is an amateur con-man deadbeat, scammer.
The daughter is in her mid to late 20`s, never been married and has 3 kids with 3 different fathers.
shortly after the daughter and her boyfriend bailed out and high tailed it back to where they came from, the father wasn`t able to get his drivers
license renewed because the state found out he was working under the table at the car dealer and owed $5,000 in back taxes to the state. The state
also put a lien on both of his cars and won`t let him renew the tags. he also owes the IRS $45,000 in back taxes.
so, being down here on a remote island with no license and no car he had to keep the ex wife around to drive him places,even though she left him 12
years ago for another guy and initiated the divorce.
since they can`t afford a car they have "borrowed" an old Honda from their daughter.
The house they live in was bought by the daughters ex boyfriend for $7,800 after sitting empty for many years after the bank repoed it. it was built
in 1900,it still has boards over the broken windows and the plywood walls on the back of the house are rotted after having been exposed to the weather
for many years because there is no siding on it.
The mother has spent the last 10 years trying to scam disability payments from social security and has been denied everytime even after hiring a
lawyer. They told her that since she has never held a job and paid anything into social security she can`t collect any money from social security.
The mother is obese and claims she is disabled because of back problems, she constantly complains that the government isn`t giving her enough free
the church stopped helping her because they figured out she is a professional lifelong beggar and bum who won`t do anything for herself.
personally I think she is clinically retarded.
she makes a little money by cutting the neighbors grass and driving one of the local drug dealers around to sell drugs,and she gets some food
Both the mom and dad smoke weed and take prescription pain pills which they have to buy now since all the local doctors stopped prescribing her pain
pills because they figured out that she has no problems with her back she was is just addicted to pain pills.They like to drink hard liquor and play
the lottery a lot too.
one of the mom`s former sugar daddy`s is a 70 year old diabetic who lives about 100 miles away so both mom and dad drive up there about once a month
to beg for stuff from him,food, money etc. For the last 2 years they have been trying to scam him into putting them in his will so they can get stuff
when he dies.
They think that they are buying the house that they live in even though it has been sold twice since they moved in and neither of their names are on
the mortgage, the tax records, or the deed.i attempted to tell them once that they aren`t buying the house but they are convinced that they are and
nothing I could say or show them would convince them otherwise.
He often brags to me that he slept with 3 of his ex wife`s sisters while he was still married to her,that seems to be one of his most proud
accomplishments in life.
His get rich scheme is to win the lottery or to wait for his house to finally collapse from termite and water damage so he can collect the insurance
money.I didn`t have the heart to destroy his dreams by pointing out to him that insurance doesn`t pay for termite damage or that he might be inside
when the house collapses and it crushes him to death.
They are always behind on their bills to the point where they are just one missed payment away from having utilities turned off or being evicted.About
2 years ago they had their electric turned off for 2 months during july and august because they owed over $2,000 for their electric bill, but they
stayed in the house for 2 months with no electric, and no water,because the well pump doesn`t run without electric.
He has 4 broken down cars in his yard which he can`t afford to fix, 2 of them have liens against them by the state for back taxes so he can`t sell
them or tag them, but he still keeps paying for insurance on them even though neither of them have been legally driven in over 3 years.The other 2 are
broken down cars that he bought after the state put liens on his other 2 cars,but he can`t register or tag the 2 that he bought because he owes the
state back taxes,and he can`t afford to fix them.Just last week he bought his sisters old broken down Toyota that was last registered in Georgia and
which she lost the title for.now he has 5 broken down cars which he can`t afford to fix and which he can`t title, register or sell in his name,
because of back taxes owed.
Last year the mom came to our house, about a month after going to Pennsylvania for a week long visit to see relatives, and told my wife that she went
to doctor and the doctor told here she had VD but she doesn`t know how she got it because she didn`t have sex with anybody for years so she must have
got it from a toilet seat. Imagine a 59 year old woman saying something like that, she has to be retarded.
( to be continued)
edit on 5-4-2017 by Tardacus because: (no reason given)