Beginning Monday, ATS will no longer have political forums. The owners have determined that the Russians have infiltrated the boards and ATS has
been told by CIA to discontinue any political topics and discussion. Simon has requested ATS immunity from President Trump and the Pres responded
suggesting doing a AMA here to answer any questions and will give free lifetime supply of tanning cream to members with best questions. Mark, in a
desperate move, reached out to Hillary Clinton for help and she has offered to purchase ATS in order to save the political forums, but the catch is
she will be the one deciding what topics can be posted. Obama fully supports this and he is requesting a golf forum at the same time. Changes are
I welcome this because talking about political issues is just pointless. We can get all our truth from television and I already know
so why discuss alternative opinions and such. Let's just stick with worthy topics shall we...
Some New Topics Coming Soon
- Sorcha Fall will buy part of ATS next week and head her own forum to assure quality, unbiased and factual information. She will be sponsored by
- Zecharia Sitchen camp has found evidence of inner earth civilization and will present the evidence in story telling fashion, with their own newly
formed hieroglyphic language.
-Tom DeLonge captured a guitar playing alien and will do an exclusive unveiling with a live unplugged concert .
- A baby Sasquatch has been found and will pair with Honey Booboo in a new exclusive ATS show hosted by Conspiracy Chicks.
- Phage admits he was wrong and claims Nibiru is real and he saw it whiie hangliding at night. He has smart phone pics evidence. He has created a
new ap also called Planet X'ed that will make any picture taken of something in the cosmos have horns, and therefore end the debate once and for
- Johnny Anonymous returns to reveal his real identity….hint he used to sing with someone named Daryl Hall?
- Zaphod finally admits chemtrails are real and he has known all along, but was convinced that the public was just not ready to embrace the truth of
spraying nano particulates that will eleminate balding in all species and it was for the good of the planet ultimately.
- Jesse Ventura buys Cabo San Lucas and creates first militarized sanctuary zone where citizenship only requires beating him at arm wrestling.
- Tom Delay and Jack Abramoff to acquire ownership of the Federal Reserve, assuring fair and equal distribution of money.
edit on 1-4-2017 by waftist because: (no reason given)
edit on 4/1/2017 by seagull because: Changed a name to protect the
innocent...or something like that.