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posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 01:18 AM
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Hello, this is me, TurduckenMan. As you can probably guess I love turduckens. I also love arguing so hopefully ATS will be a good fit. Hello to all, I don't want to argue here however, just to say a most kind hello.




posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 01:23 AM
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a reply to: TurduckenMan

Hello. If you love turducken, the you would love this.

The rôti sans pareil.

"The daredevil-ish recipe calls for a tiny warbler stuffed in a bunting, inserted in a lark, squeezed in a thrush, thrown in a quail, inserted in a lapwing, introduced to a plover, piled into a partridge, wormed into a woodcock, shoehorned into a teal, kicked into a guinea fowl, rammed inside a duck, shoved into a chicken, jammed up in a pheasant, wedged deep inside a goose, logged into a turkey. And just when you think a 16-bird roast is probably enough, it's not. This meat sphere is finally crammed up into a Great Bustard, an Old World turkey-turned-wrapping paper, for this most epic of poultry meals."

17 bird feast!

Enjoy ATS



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 01:24 AM
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a reply to: TheAlleghenyGentleman

Oh my god, I love it, let us never argue my friend.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 01:53 AM
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a reply to: TurduckenMan

Sure man.

I also gave you your first flag



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 02:27 AM
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a reply to: TheAlleghenyGentleman

What no ostrich?



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 02:30 AM
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a reply to: BigBrotherDarkness

This is classic French escoffier. Ain't no ostrich in gay paree unless they broken into the zoo. Ostrich does sound good though.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 02:42 AM
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a reply to: TheAlleghenyGentleman

Oh right right right; sorry for fowling the customary cuisine stylings up, with just any old bird.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 02:45 AM
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a reply to: BigBrotherDarkness

Hey, it's no biggie. I just didn't want to duck your post.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 02:48 AM
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a reply to: TheAlleghenyGentleman

Just Peking at what you posted



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 02:56 AM
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a reply to: BigBrotherDarkness

Yup, it definitely was a goose egg. These jokes are terrible



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 03:01 AM
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a reply to: TheAlleghenyGentleman

Agreed hopefully; TurduckenMan will have much better posts for ATS than the both of us; combined.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 03:10 AM
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a reply to: TurduckenMan

Are you from Turduckenstan?



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 04:54 AM
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a reply to: TurduckenMan

I never knew such a thing existed until I googled...


Turducken is a dish consisting of a deboned chicken stuffed into a deboned duck, further stuffed into a deboned turkey. Outside of the United States and Canada, it is known as a three bird roast. Gooducken is a traditional English variant,[1] replacing turkey with goose.


Why would you even do this? Surely one bird is enough?


Anyway, enjoy it here, tinfoil hats are to your left and if you're lucky there may be a serviette or two lying around for those greasy fingers.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 07:32 AM
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a reply to: TurduckenMan

I almost thought it said Turd-uck-enman.

Welcoming anyway, any how you cook it.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 08:56 AM
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a reply to: TurduckenMan
Your name conjures up (unfortunate) images of a turkey, stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a chicken, stuffed into a man.

Regardless, welcome.



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 09:08 AM
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a reply to: TurduckenMan

Welcome to the rabbit hole TurduckenMan!! Have a beer on me..



Love the name btw, also a great dish. That ole Chef Paul almost single handily wiped out Redfish in the Gulf Coast from that darn Blacked Redfish Magic recipe!! Good Eats!!



posted on Mar, 23 2017 @ 11:50 AM
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a reply to: TurduckenMan

Welcome to ATS!


To bad it is not Thanksgiving time. I would have told you to "get stuffed!"


So, instead, welcome to the anti-scientific fakenews site of the week! You can read about what you just stepped in over here: This is total BS ATS is on this list.

Remember, you volunteered for this position!





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