Those caves in Tora Bora are supposed to be extensive... given a shovel and a bit of time, who knows where they could tunnel to
Originally posted by MaskedAvatar
But why would he want to be in the USA?
It's that or he is about to retire from the Jihad and take up his life dream, of being an Elvis impersonator.
Originally posted by muzzleflash
"Elvis Bin Laden shocks world with new album; #1 single 'Blue Suede Turban' rocks the charts"
But wait till you hear the Saudi-American Trilogy.
I was recently in Sedona, Arizona and read in a local paper that several citizens claimed to have seen Bin Laden at a church built in the rocks in part of the town. It didn't appear like anyone took the story very seriously, but that same week I saw several black helicopters in the area as well as a small cessna plane actually landed on the main road in Sedona and had no markings or numbers of any kind on it?
It just seemed like something fishy was up and I was wondering if anyone else heard anything of this? It was probably a look alike because how could he possibly get into the United States?
Originally posted by Pilate
Theres a guy at our church who looks like Osama, we always laugh and call him Osama behind his back, We also have a Peter from Family Guy look alike as well, celebrity central
Originally posted by TheBigD
This would be the worst place to hide. He is probably in a military detainment center waiting until he can be used for "political capital".