posted on Mar, 22 2017 @ 11:19 AM
a reply to: Sillyolme
I love fish. I make Kalla Moyaka once in a while. We eat fish once a week, the all you can eat fish fry at a local restaurant loses money on me at
twelve bucks a meal. I get thirds and fourths most times. The waitress said the record is ninths. I eat over a pound of battered whitefish or trout
caught locally when I go there with the wife. She eats over a half pound.
We went to Florida one year and stayed in a fancy restaurant near NASA. It had all you could eat fresh live oysters for five bucks. I ordered six.
I asked some people next to us how to eat them and they said just loosen them from the shell and swallow them whole. Yeah, that went over well, the
oyster hit my stomach acid and was jumping all over the place for a couple of minutes. I discussed the next one with the wife and some other patrons
there and I decided to stab it with the straw from my seven seven about thirty times then eat it. It still bounced all over in my stomach.
I gave away the other four to someone having coffee at the next table. I was the comedy show in the restaurant that day, everyone was laughing even
the kitchen help.
The seven seven was great there though, and I would definitely lose a lot of weight if all I had to eat was live oysters. The smelt I swallowed alive
was much more active though, It was longer so it actually moved my skin.