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The Leader of the Free World Meets Donald Trump

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posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 01:59 PM
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a reply to: BuzzyWigs

That's why she moved to have Facebook fined 500,000 Euros every single time someone posts anything Merkel has decided is "fake news", "extremist content", "hate speech", etc, and Facebook not auto-censor it.

She's a dictator.

CENSORSHIP: The Universal Language of Dictators
edit on 17-3-2017 by IgnoranceIsntBlisss because: (no reason given)




posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 01:59 PM
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originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
okay, I'm done here, at least for now. This episode of the BuzzyWigs Show is over. Have fun milling around, though. Chat amongst yourselves. I gotta go for now due to loss of interest. *wanders away aimlessly*


What? You SHAT all over the place, on the walls and mirrors, crap napkins on the floor and now you don't have the decency to flush the toilet correctly?

SAD. Weak. smh.
edit on 17-3-2017 by Arnie123 because: clean up



posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 02:19 PM
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a reply to: Arnie123

What would be your bidding, m'lord?



LOL!! Are you serious?
www.facebook.com...

So, last week, something pretty tragic happened in our household. It's taken me until now to wrap my head around it and find the words to describe the horror. It started off simple enough - something that's probably happened to most of you.
Sometime between midnight and 1:30am, our puppy Evie pooped on our rug in the living room. This is the only time she's done this, so it's probably just because we forgot to let her out before we went to bed that night. Now, if you have a detective's mind, you may be wondering how we know the poop occurred between midnight and 1:30am. We were asleep, so how do I know that time frame?
Why, friends, that's because our Roomba runs at 1:30am every night, while we sleep. And it found the poop. And so begins the Pooptastrophe. The poohpocalypse. The pooppening.


Break for space to ease reading.....



If you have a Roomba, please rid yourself of all distractions and absorb everything I'm about to tell you.
Do not, under any circumstances, let your Roomba run over dog poop. If the unthinkable does happen, and your Roomba runs over dog poop, stop it immediately and do not let it continue the cleaning cycle. Because if that happens, it will spread the dog poop over every conceivable surface within its reach, resulting in a home that closely resembles a Jackson Pollock poop painting.

It will be on your floorboards. It will be on your furniture legs. It will be on your carpets. It will be on your rugs. It will be on your kids' toy boxes. If it's near the floor, it will have poop on it. Those awesome wheels, which have a checkered surface for better traction, left 25-foot poop trails all over the house. Our lovable Roomba, who gets a careful cleaning every night, looked like it had been mudding. Yes, mudding - like what you do with a Jeep on a pipeline road. But in poop.


Yeah. Roomba set to go off at shortly after midnight to clean up the floors in a house with poop floor.



Then, when your four-year-old gets up at 3am to crawl into your bed, you'll wonder why he smells like dog poop. And you'll walk into the living room. And you'll wonder why the floor feels slightly gritty. And you'll see a brown-encrusted, vaguely Roomba-shaped thing sitting in the middle of the floor with a glowing green light, like everything's okay. Like it's proud of itself. You were still half-asleep until this point, but now you wake up pretty damn quickly.
And then the horror. Oh the horror.


yeah.


So, first you clean the child. You scrub the poop off his feet and put him back in bed. But you don't bother cleaning your own feet, because you know what's coming. It's inevitable, and it's coming at you like a freight train. Some folks would shrug their shoulders and get back in bed to deal with it in the morning. But you're not one of those people - you can't go to sleep with that war zone of poop in the living room.
So you clean the Roomba. You toss it in the bathtub to let it soak. You pull it apart, piece-by-piece, wondering at what point you became an adult and assumed responsibility for 3:30am-Roomba-disassembly-poop-cleanups. By this point, the poop isn't just on your hands - it's smeared up to your elbows. You already heard the Roomba make that "whirlllllllllllllllll-boop-hisssssssss" noise that sounds like electronics dying, and you realize you forgot to pull the battery before getting it wet. More on that later.


Bad day, this.

Oh, and you're not just using profanity - you're inventing new types of profanity. You're saying things that would make Satan shudder in revulsion. You hope your kid stayed in bed, because if he hears you talking like this, there's no way he's not ending up in prison.
Then you get out the carpet shampooer. When you push it up to the rug - the rug that started it all - the shampooer just laughs at you. Because that rug is going in the trash, folks. But you shampoo it anyway, because your wife loved that damn rug, and you know she'll ask if you tried to clean it first.
Then you get out the paper towel rolls, idly wondering if you should invest in paper towel stock, and you blow through three or four rolls wiping up poop. Then you get the spray bottle with bleach water and hose down the floor boards to let them soak, because the poop has already dried. Then out comes the steam mop, and you take care of those 25-ft poop trails.
And then, because it's 6am, you go to bed. Let's finish this tomorrow, right?
The next day, you finish taking the Roomba apart, scraping out all the tiny flecks of poop, and after watching a few Youtube instructional videos, you remove the motherboard to wash it with a toothbrush. Then you bake it in the oven to dry. You put it all back together, and of course it doesn't work. Because you heard the "whirlllllllllllllll-boop-hissssssss" noise when it died its poopy death in the bathtub. But you hoped that maybe the Roomba gods would have mercy on you.
But there's a light at the end of the tunnel. After spending a week researching how to fix this damn $400 Roomba without spending $400 again - including refurb units, new motherboards, and new batteries - you finally decide to call the place where you bought it. That place called Hammacher Schlemmer. They have a funny name, but they have an awesome warranty. They claim it's for life, and it's for any reason.
So I called them and told the truth. My Roomba found dog poop and almost precipitated World War III.
And you know what they did? They offered to replace it. Yes, folks. They are replacing the Roomba that ran over dog poop and then died a poopy, watery death in the bathtub - by no fault of their own, of course.
So, mad props to Hammacher Schlemmer. If you're buying anything expensive, and they sell it, I recommend buying it from them. And remember - don't let your Roomba run over dog poop.




edit on 3/17/2017 by BuzzyWigs because: more cowbell!!



posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 02:30 PM
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originally posted by: Arnie123

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
okay, I'm done here, at least for now. This episode of the BuzzyWigs Show is over. Have fun milling around, though. Chat amongst yourselves. I gotta go for now due to loss of interest. *wanders away aimlessly*


What? You SHAT all over the place, on the walls and mirrors, crap napkins on the floor and now you don't have the decency to flush the toilet correctly?

SAD. Weak. smh.


wow, you really need to take some deep breaths. Srsly. I know how you feel, believe me. It took me a LOOOOooong time to get to where I can read the stuff here without retching. And even still, some days I can't do it at all.



Okay, well - anyway. Deep breaths. You made a decision. It's not too late to turn around.



posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 02:35 PM
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originally posted by: NthOther
a reply to: BuzzyWigs

Let me guess.

The white ones?

The cis-hetero ones?


LOL!! Yeah, now that I think about it:
The ones who hump the statue of the little girl facing the Bull on the sidewalk in front of the Stock Market building on effing Wall-Street. THOSE are the ones I hate. The ones who are more interested in manicures and black limousines than in exploration.

No imagination at all, or ambition to be a genuine person. Just, American Psycho material. Like.....hmmm...like....Donald Trump!
But even he is (in a pathetic way) kind of excusable. Inasmuch as he has a personality that is disordered, and thought problems, too! on top of delusions of grandeur, and inability to self-reflect.....

The sleaziest of the slug-slime creeps is Bannon.


edit on 3/17/2017 by BuzzyWigs because: deplorable bannon



posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 02:35 PM
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a reply to: BuzzyWigs




Your threads are like train wrecks, you just can't look away.



posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 02:42 PM
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originally posted by: BuzzyWigs

originally posted by: Vasa Croe

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
omg you guys are hilarious.

truly. thanks for the fun. I love being a ginger, freckled, part Irish part English part Scottish part Finnish half German AMERICAN WOMAN. And I love the two children I had here!

Live with it.


What about your husband?
What about him?

The kids' father was half German, half English. Both of us are descended from "Pilgrims". Soule and Bolton and others. Would you like me to send you a file of my kids' genealogy?



I don't care about genealogy...you just didn't mention him in your love fest so I thought it was odd...



posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 02:42 PM
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originally posted by: BuzzyWigs

originally posted by: NthOther
a reply to: BuzzyWigs

Let me guess.

The white ones?

The cis-hetero ones?


LOL!! Yeah, now that I think about it:
The ones who hump the statue of the little girl in front of Wall-Street? THOSE are the ones I hate.

pussies


It always loses something when somebody make a big, dramatic "I'm leaving now!!!11!!!11!1" post in a thread....

and is still posting continuously for almost an hour.



posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 02:54 PM
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I I told you before, you post it you own it. Seems that others agree.
a reply to: BuzzyWigs



posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 03:10 PM
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a reply to: olaru12


Trump will embarrass himself at this meeting.

That seems kinda specific

:-)



posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 03:56 PM
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It's always good fun when democrats; statistically poorer, gayer, more abortions, more minimum wage employees,inner city, and cucks talk internet trash. I suspect there's reason they fail on real life and talk trash on the net. But their internet trash talk is one reason I pick on them in real life.



posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 04:00 PM
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Looks like some posters that used to be highly respected have resorted to destroying all their credibility over a Trump presidency. Oh how times have changed on ATS. This thread was a perfect example. I used to be a fan even though we were complete opposites politically. Hope you can turn that around.



posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 04:04 PM
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originally posted by: Christosterone

originally posted by: BuzzyWigs
a reply to: Christosterone

wow. you got sources for that rant?


Yes.
My eyes.

-Chris


Given that you support Trump, I trust your eyes about as much as I trust a fart.



posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 04:06 PM
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originally posted by: AppreIron
It's always good fun when democrats; statistically poorer, gayer, more abortions, more minimum wage employees,inner city, and cucks talk internet trash. I suspect there's reason they fail on real life and talk trash on the net. But their internet trash talk is one reason I pick on them in real life.


You still yapping on about that same old disproven rant? You were saying the same nonsense the other day in another thread. When challenged on it you disappeared.



posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 04:09 PM
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At first I was just laughing at Buzzy, then I realized was laughing at Politico too. Two-fer!

Leader of the free world my left pinky toe, her country wouldn't know real freedom if it kicked them in the ass a third time.
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posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 04:12 PM
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a reply to: Teikiatsu

As opposed to the United Police States of America?



posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 04:14 PM
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So socialism is now the new definition of "free".



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posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 04:17 PM
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originally posted by: AppreIron
It's always good fun when democrats; statistically poorer, gayer, more abortions, more minimum wage employees,inner city, and cucks talk internet trash. I suspect there's reason they fail on real life and talk trash on the net. But their internet trash talk is one reason I pick on them in real life.



Internet tough guy huh? We see a lot of Trump supporters just like you and we're skeeredd!





posted on Mar, 17 2017 @ 04:18 PM
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originally posted by: AppreIron

I don't remember that but if so I've got a life unlike you loser liberals.


I work and have a life too genius, I still remember it. You ran away when challenged, that's what stuck in my mind.


But my assertion still stands; democrats are the bottom feeders of our society. Democrats are poorer, gayer, weaker, handicap, more trannies, etc. freaks geeks and losers.


Blah blah blah. Feel better? A little less triggered now you got that out of your system?

I'd ask for some proof, as in evidence, but that would be a waste of time as there is none. Still, feel free to fruitlessly search for some evidence while I sit back and laugh at your ridiculousness.




edit on 17/3/2017 by Kryties because: (no reason given)



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