posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 09:04 PM
a reply to: scubagravy
I'm surprised there's any money left in Africa. Considering I just wired $200,000 to pay for the transport of 20 cargo containers full of cash and
gold I inherited as the last living heir of the king of Zimbabwe - I mean, that's almost $4 Trillion!
I'm confident it will come as soon as I wire the $100k in port fees, because the guy who emailed me is a doctor, Reverend, attorney, 4-star General,
Ambassador and Consular.
To think they're only taking $2,167.54 to cover expenses! Generous and trustworthy in the extreme!
I used to use a "burner" email to reply to such emails just for fun, acting as if I believed it 100%, then adding things in like: "I want to resign my
position with the FBI, so that I can train my replacement before scheduling a meeting with the courier... By the way, tell John I said hi! I haven't
seen him since Uncle's coronation ceremony. Le Roi est mort, vive le Roi! - and his money! I'm rich beeeyotch!"