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I Left My Gramma In a Hot Car...

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posted on Mar, 6 2017 @ 05:53 PM
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i left my gramma in a hot car
we didn't go far
i just stopped in at the bar.... for 1.5 'arr

when i got back she was cooked to a crisp
still fat like a cyst, but showing signs of distress
but i digress...

because in the bar i saw
a girl with such yuuuuge breasts
i was sure she was sportin some kind of
inflatable flesh... just a guess ;^)

and when i got back to the parking lot
i was shocked to see my granny
was now smokin' hot =D

and to all you ATS rappers...
finish the story.. tell us what YOU got or get off the crapper.... GO!...

(insert your reply to finish the story or just tell me it sucked to feel superior)




posted on Mar, 6 2017 @ 05:54 PM
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a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy




posted on Mar, 6 2017 @ 07:08 PM
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posted on Mar, 6 2017 @ 07:50 PM
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The blue and red lights flashed upon the scene.
I don't remember feeling as serene
As I did before being asked to lay down.
All prostrate with my hands on the ground.

The yuge breasts popped into and out of my mind,
As Officer Cat-turd Breath simply replied,

You sick Son of a Bitch, I should kill you right here...
And with that struck me right on my left ear.
The coppery blood, hot and red,
Poured from my ear and over my head.

Pinned to the pave by Officer Cat-turd breath,
His knee on my neck, I struggle to take a breath.
But those breasts, those breasts so divine,
For those I would have given a line.
I'm a doctor, I'm rich, or some of that sot.

Not I'm getting turnt with nana in the parking lot.


edit on 6-3-2017 by the owlbear because: (no reason given)

edit on 6-3-2017 by the owlbear because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 6 2017 @ 09:32 PM
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a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

I like it.



posted on Mar, 6 2017 @ 09:46 PM
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Smoking hot cos im not
Gonna tell ya
I'm gonna yell ya if ya cook yo granny
Ya won't win a Grammy
Acting like that and thats a fact
Ya lost the
contract those muscles only losers hustle
What's the fussle with ya bussle
It's so old fashioned let's drink til we mashined.

I'm not sure about ya content but it was well written. So I thought I would give it a go.

Take note I'm no rapper.
edit on 6-3-2017 by Cloudbuster because: Added extra info



posted on Mar, 6 2017 @ 11:34 PM
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originally posted by: watchitburn
a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

I like it.


Watch his gramma burn, I see



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 06:34 PM
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a reply to: the owlbear

holy..... you tore that up and pooped it out on the rug... big hug!



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 06:35 PM
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a reply to: Cloudbuster

impeccable flow!!!
i bet you make a nice pitcher of kool-aid, too!



posted on Mar, 7 2017 @ 09:27 PM
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a reply to: DeReK DaRkLy

Aww shucks


Not sure if you being sarcastic or not.



posted on Mar, 8 2017 @ 08:01 PM
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a reply to: Cloudbuster



Not sure if you being sarcastic or not.


LoL. I'm actually not hard to please. If you're not a complete a***ole then you're good enough for me.





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