Group of turkeys captured on video eerily circling dead cat

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: c2oden

They, like everything in Oz, are poisonous.

No.
You can teach them to box though.

a reply to: Phage

Pretty sure kangaroos are not poisonous . Killed people yes but not poisonous .

a reply to: c2oden

That would be a mistake.

a reply to: hutch622

That's what the Australian tourist bureau would have you think.

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: c2oden

That would be a mistake.

Big mistake.
A circus train filled with boxing monkeys and kangaroos went off the rails near Council Bluffs, Iowa in the 1920's and people who live nearby still claim to get beat up by kangaroos.

a reply to: Phage

Kangaroos already know how to box . No need to teach them . Kickboxing to be more precise .

originally posted by: hutch622
a reply to: Phage

Kangaroos already know how to box . No need to teach them . Kickboxing to be more precise .

See.
Those monkeys didn't have a chance

a reply to: c2oden

Depends...prehensile tails.

a reply to: Phage

Depends , old world monkeys .

They can take a punch too.



crazy animal.

a reply to: burgerbuddy

crazy animal.

Not crazy , just defending himself . Oh and lucky dog , if the roo was near water it would have tried to drown him .

Turkey video needs a thrash metal soundtrack, Circle Pit!!!

I knew Turkeys were the ground Vultures of the world, ahahahahaha!

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

At least Europe doesn't have kangaroos.
Not running loose, anyway.

They only affect blokes on golf courses.

a reply to: burgerbuddy

a clip on the snoz...

I LOVE IT !!

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: savemebarry

Try living in Australia.

No thanks. Nice place to visit, but it wants to kill me.

And it has kangaroos.

Whats wrong with roos?? Oo

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: TheConstruKctionofLight

At least Europe doesn't have kangaroos.
Not running loose, anyway.

literally lol

hahaha

originally posted by: c2oden

originally posted by: Phage
a reply to: c2oden

They, like everything in Oz, are poisonous.

No.
You can teach them to box though.

My girlfriend cant fight, but you should see her box !!

Oo

Stop this now.

or I'll set a kookaburra on you all..

I wonder if this could be a premonition that Turkey has had enough of Abu Bakr Al-Bagdadi and will have him surrounded soon.