American man Politely Informs Brits He will be their next king in Newspaper Ad

Well, it appears the the independence achieved by the Brexit was in vein. An American will overthrow the British throne and take his rightful heir.

American Man Politely Informs Brits He Is Their Next King in Newspaper Ad

Those who weren’t perusing page 53 of the Times of London Wednesday may have missed a very important notice about a new challenger to the throne and sovereign crown of Great Britain.

That challenger is Allan V. Evans, hailing from Wheat Ridge, Colorado. Evans, or someone operating under his name, took out an advertisement in the Times to inform the British royal family and its loyal subjects that he’s taking the reins of the reign from here.

Evans, according to his newspaper ad, is “a direct descendant of an unbroken primogeniture line legally documented since the 3rd century in Great Britain and registered in the Royal College of Arms.” That’s pretty cool. (Especially since the House of Hanover didn’t show up in Britain until the 18th century, and the current ruling family, the Windsors, until the turn of the 20th.)

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Oh, and I thought maybe we were seeing the next act of the Rent Is Too Damn High guy.

a reply to: ketsuko

Don't click the link, it goes to zika tracker Haha.

"He can do it!!"

Oh Coloradans , you so cra- special

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I didn't. I just read what you quoted. My thoughts were from the headline alone and then reading the quotes dashed my hopes.



It would work out though.

We have President Trump, and they could have their King Ralph.

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Crazy or just high?

I thought that honor -- I mean 'honour'-- went to Ralph Jones.


Oops. Ketsuko beat me by less than a minute.

a reply to: ketsuko

That would be hilarious, and while I posted this out of pure satire, I don't know if anything would surprise me these days.

The zika tracker link joke was a shout out to ebola guy, haven't seem him post in a while unless his trolling tactics have evolved.

Someone keep an eye on the Russians through this debacle.

originally posted by: CriticalStinker
Someone keep an eye on the Russians through this debacle.

Maybe they can replace Putin with Yakov Smirnoff.

a reply to: ketsuko

Colorado Rocky Mt High
he smoked a fatty in the sky
he got so high, thought he should be kinggggg
Rocky Mt High, Colorado

originally posted by: hounddoghowlie
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Colorado Rocky Mt High
he smoked a fatty in the sky
he got so high, thought he should be kinggggg
Rocky Mt High, Colorado

Your avatar REALLY WORKS with this post!

a reply to: ketsuko

Putin would just change his title and the power would be shifted back to him haha.

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The current monarch come to power by fighting off other hopefuls. I say this guy needs to challenge the queen to a one on one fight to the death, although the lizard queen may well just eat him

This is why you don't leave the asylum unlocked at night time.

Nortonesque. Too bad he didn't declare himself emperor.
Then he could have declared himself ruler of Scotland, Ireland and Wales in case they attempted to secede.

Hopefully he is as benevolent as the good Emperor Norton.

He could afford the full page....yeah.....obviously a serious therefore contender ....harumff

Oh dear lord, another one off his rocker, and not that far from me.

I swear, between the narcotics and the pot; people have really lost their mind in this state.

I mean, it's bad enough the local assisted living homes have an escapee at least twice a week, and we had one make it all the way from Fort Morgan, to my city (90 minute drive) to hang out in a park and smoke with some kids..

On topic with the OP:

Well, that takes some serious stones, or he's having a good go at the people for the fun of it.

I hope the Queen had a good chuckle out of it..

On the other hand, wouldn't that be something, if it turned out to be true..

Talk about upsets.