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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 14 2017 @ 09:29 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Duh. When is it not rain there?



3 days in August.

That's when we have a heat wave when the temps get into the 70's.




posted on Mar, 14 2017 @ 09:30 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy



Just rain here.


Dammed witches.


Rain witches are the worst.



posted on Mar, 14 2017 @ 09:32 AM
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Well...I better get to work.
Those minks aren't going to electrocute themselves.



posted on Mar, 14 2017 @ 09:34 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I'm at work right now.

Making Gunther cry, demanding unreasonable things from my employees.

Typical Tuesday.



posted on Mar, 14 2017 @ 09:38 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
3 days in August.

That's when we have a heat wave when the temps get into the 70's.


I guess June is going to be wondrous.



posted on Mar, 14 2017 @ 09:40 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

Well...I better get to work.
Those minks aren't going to electrocute themselves.


I hear you, me and my club are heading over to Monterrey. They have a seal issue as far as I am concerned.



posted on Mar, 14 2017 @ 09:42 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
3 days in August.

That's when we have a heat wave when the temps get into the 70's.


I guess June is going to be wondrous.


Might get to see some rain!



I'm a pluviophile anyway.

That means "Double-jointed Fart Monkey" in Latin.



posted on Mar, 14 2017 @ 09:43 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Might get to see some rain!


Good news is it will keep the witches away. That documentary I saw with the lion and the scarecrow says they melt when they get wet.



posted on Mar, 14 2017 @ 09:49 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy



Just rain here.


Dammed witches.


Rain witches are the worst.





posted on Mar, 14 2017 @ 09:56 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Might get to see some rain!


Good news is it will keep the witches away. That documentary I saw with the lion and the scarecrow says they melt when they get wet.


Pizza witches live in Portland.

We'll need more than rain.

Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.



posted on Mar, 14 2017 @ 09:57 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

It would solve your hipster problem as well. Their beards are highly combustible.





edit on 14-3-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Mar, 14 2017 @ 03:03 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

It would solve your hipster problem as well. Their beards are highly combustible.






I just have hip problems.



posted on Mar, 14 2017 @ 03:17 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus



5 hours with no insults or scathing comments in here. The lurkers must be having withdrawals.

*removes doilies and painting of dogs playing poker*
I apologize.
*tucks pot pourri in bag*

You guys have a right to your own space so I'm taking my girly stuff back to The Shed.
I can't speak for the other ladies, but I respect your right to be manly men.

I enjoyed reading this thread too much to ruin the ambiance!
jacy



posted on Mar, 14 2017 @ 03:19 PM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Shhh!

Soaps are on!



posted on Mar, 14 2017 @ 03:22 PM
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originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus


*removes doilies and painting of dogs playing poker*
I apologize.
*tucks pot pourri in bag*

You guys have a right to your own space so I'm taking my girly stuff back to The Shed.
I can't speak for the other ladies, but I respect your right to be manly men.



STOP!
Keep the 'Poker Playing Dogs' painting...I've always wanted one of those!
edit on 14-3-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 14 2017 @ 03:42 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I once got real dogs to play poker.

They were lousy bluffers. Their tails gave them away every time.

I took all their money AND I HAVE NO REGRETS!



posted on Mar, 14 2017 @ 03:49 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I once played Lawn Darts against squirrels.

They really didn't stand a chance.



posted on Mar, 14 2017 @ 03:56 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

I once played Lawn Darts against squirrels.

They really didn't stand a chance.


I once played Twister with Susan Sarandon.

I felt like a squirrel that just lost playing Lawn Darts.



posted on Mar, 14 2017 @ 04:19 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

I once played Lawn Darts against squirrels.

They really didn't stand a chance.


I once played Twister with Susan Sarandon.

I felt like a squirrel that just lost playing Lawn Darts.


I once played 'Hide & Seek' with Amelia Earhart.

She won.



posted on Mar, 14 2017 @ 04:27 PM
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She was awesome.

Too bad she was abducted by my people and-. . . . never mind.




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