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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 09:48 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
The wimmin are trying to manipulate us.

They overestimated our intelligence!

HA!


They are particularly evil tonight.

I think I like it.


They are fighting fire with fire.

"So when your opponent starts fighting with fire. . . . it's time for jello shots."
-Sun Tzu




posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 09:48 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
*licks spicy BBQ sauce off fingers...*


I'm gonna hurl.

Do you have any idea where DB's fingers have been? Do you?



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 09:49 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
Mmmm. This is Just. Sooo. Delicious.

Oh I'm sorry, did I say that out loud?

*takes another bite*


Yeah, uh, that isn't pie. Well, at least not the pie you think it is.


Nice try.


The key is the crust. My mother's recipe...
And witchy apples soaked in bourbon, of course.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 09:50 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
And witchy apples soaked in bourbon, of course.


What a waste of good bourbon.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 09:50 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
*licks spicy BBQ sauce off fingers...*


I'm gonna hurl.

Do you have any idea where DB's fingers have been? Do you?


Does she have you blindfolded again? Cause you stopped making sense a few posts back...



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 09:50 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
*licks spicy BBQ sauce off fingers...*


I'm gonna hurl.

Do you have any idea where DB's fingers have been? Do you?


I wish someone would tell me where they've been.




posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 09:51 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Not really. You soak it after it's baked...



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 09:51 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard

AB-Apple-Seed, Sorceress of the Pizza.

I trust the pizza oven is wood burning and can fit a fat piglet sized cowboy from Oregon?



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 09:51 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
Does she have you blindfolded again? Cause you stopped making sense a few posts back...


'A few posts back'?

Oh, hahahahaha, I stopped making sense in the Original Post.

Actually, I think I stopped making sense somewhere around 2010.



edit on 13-3-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 09:52 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Not really. You soak it after it's baked...


Sounds like you get baked AFTER you eat it.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 09:52 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
Not really. You soak it after it's baked...


Jack Daniels is spinning in his grave.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 09:52 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

I laugh at your fire!

Just don't dress up like a clown. I tend to wee myself when I see clowns.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 09:53 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: AboveBoard

AB-Apple-Seed, Sorceress of the Pizza.

I trust the pizza oven is wood burning and can fit a fat piglet sized cowboy from Oregon?


Well, it is ENORMOUS so no. Not big enough...



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 09:53 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Whiskey-soaked apples is like a salad, isn't it?



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 09:54 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
Not really. You soak it after it's baked...


Jack Daniels is spinning in his grave.


Mwahahahahahahahahaaaaaa!!!!


Some say he deserves that.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 09:54 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

OK. Sure.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 09:55 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

That too. *hic*

Pardon.



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 09:55 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Whiskey-soaked apples is like a salad, isn't it?


Yeah, sounds like something they would eat in Lame-afornia.

"I'll havth the thalad! Ith thcrumpthous!'



posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 09:56 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Well my sofa cushion wanted to thank you for the soaking.




posted on Mar, 13 2017 @ 09:57 PM
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Well guys. *yawn*

I'm going to have to leave zazz to lock you up for the night.

Behave.

Or she'll send in the rest of the clowns.

'Night!!


edit on 13-3-2017 by AboveBoard because: (no reason given)



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