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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 03:11 PM
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originally posted by: Thecakeisalie
To paraphrase Ted Danson from Becker 'Everything I say is motivated by stupidity.' guess what? he wasn't referring to himself.


The three of us were flattered he even dignified any of our comments with a reply.




posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 03:13 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
...or in ATS parlance: an open-invitation, circle-fest, sausage jerk.


I was hoping to create a thread that would be better than people talking about politics. Thankfully I failed.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 03:14 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
AKA circle jerk.

What was Smurfy saying about spraying?


I thought he said 'spaying' as in take care of DB.


Wrong gender. "Neuter" I believe is what you were going for, not that I recommend that, but if you must, be kind and make sure he's been in some really cold water first...



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 03:15 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I prefer 'Dumb, Dumber & Dumpster'.


How would you tell us apart?



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 03:16 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Ted Danson said something nice about us?

Sweet!



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 03:16 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
Wrong gender.


Guess you never saw you-know-who with his top off.

(I love when people walk into these set ups)




edit on 25-2-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 03:17 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard

A chilled martini, preferably.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 03:17 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Ted Danson said something nice about us?

Sweet!


He said your rug was even worse than his rug.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 03:20 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

*Squeeeeee!*

(he noticed me!)



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 03:22 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Kinda hard not to considering you were sitting on him.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 03:23 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I pretty much figured the two but, who chose the third?

I think I'd have to disagree...we've either got too many or not enough.




posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 03:26 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Kinda hard not to considering you were sitting on him.



I was sitting on part of him.

Mary Steenburgen paid me to.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 03:30 PM
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originally posted by: TNMockingbird
I pretty much figured the two but, who chose the third?


The site voted.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 03:31 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I was sitting on part of him.

Mary Steenburgen paid me to.


Listen, I cant fault a guy for trying to earn a living.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 03:34 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Surprisingly, that's what Ted said.

(I call him Ted now.)



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 03:37 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Intimacy like that does lead to dropping surnames.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 03:44 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Intimacy like that does lead to dropping surnames.



That's not all that was dropping!






















We dropped chicken wings in sriracha sauce and then had large glasses of milk because it was spicy!



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 04:05 PM
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Excuse me, but is this the insane asylum? asks the Elf safely from outside the building.
edit on 25-2-2017 by Night Star because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 04:10 PM
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a reply to: Night Star

This is NOT the Mud Pit!!!


And enough with the off-topic personal remarks bickering.
All rules for polite political debate will be enforced.
Reaffirming Our Desire For Productive Political Debate (REVISED)

You are responsible for your own posts.
Go After the Ball, Not the Player!


and, as always:

Do NOT reply to this post!!



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 04:11 PM
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I've always wanted to do that.




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