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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 11:00 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Well, they do serve a great chicken tartar.


Sounds amazing. How's the wine selection there?


You have your choice of 3 types of canned wine.




posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 11:00 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Some say I have my mother's eyes.

I do.

They're in a jar on my desk.



I hear ya.
I have something from my dad...mounted on my study wall (next to my singing Bass).


The bill for your first month's rent, I see. Viewed it with my incredible Remote Viewing Talent.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 11:00 AM
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originally posted by: Byrd
Just roll in the carrion a bit.


What kind of moron do you take me for, woman? I never leave the house without it.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 11:01 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
You have your choice of 3 types of canned wine.


The Chateau Margaux # Yourself is fantastic.




edit on 5-3-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: Zazz 2020!



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 11:02 AM
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originally posted by: Byrd

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Some say I have my mother's eyes.

I do.

They're in a jar on my desk.



I hear ya.
I have something from my dad...mounted on my study wall (next to my singing Bass).


The bill for your first month's rent, I see. Viewed it with my incredible Remote Viewing Talent.


HA! WRONG!
They let me live in the basement for F-R-E-E!---For as long as I keep catching all the rats!



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 11:03 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
You have your choice of 3 types of canned wine.


The Chateau Margaux # Yourself is fantastic.





The '08 Hobo Pee is popular this year as well.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 11:04 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
The '08 Hobo Pee is popular this year as well.


Too much wang for me.

Teehee.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 11:05 AM
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I like that we have one of the smartest people on this site (Byrd) acting like a total jackass with us.

We should be proud fellas! Proud!



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 11:07 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

I like that we have one of the smartest people on this site (Byrd) acting like a total jackass with us.

We should be proud fellas! Proud!


If Byrd leaves the quarantine of this thread...the entire site could be infected.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 11:09 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
If Byrd leaves the quarantine of this thread...the entire site could be infected.


I'll grab the chloroform and zip-ties.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 11:10 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
If Byrd leaves the quarantine of this thread...the entire site could be infected.


I'll grab the chloroform and zip-ties.


It's the only way to be sure!



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 11:13 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
It's the only way to be sure!


Do you mind gassing up the chipper?



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 11:23 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Byrd
Just roll in the carrion a bit.


What kind of moron do you take me for, woman? I never leave the house without it.


Ah. Carrion luggage, I see. But I'm not sure that I see you as a moron... "more-off" is probably closer.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 11:44 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

I like that we have one of the smartest people on this site (Byrd) acting like a total jackass with us.

We should be proud fellas! Proud!


We brought him down to our level.

That'll look great on a resume'!



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 11:48 AM
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a reply to: DBCowgirl

Byrd is a lass

A scholar witch.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 11:52 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: DBCowgirl

Byrd is a lass

A scholar witch.


Another witch???

Aiiiggghhh!

*spitting*

*doing anti-witch signs with my hands*

*realizing that the signs that my hands are making might be misconstrued as gang signs*

*Accidently just joined the Bloods*

*Busted a cap in someone's ass because they dissed me*



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 11:52 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Byrd
Haven't you learned to date within your own species yet?


Hyenas are very fast and I have a hard time catching them.


Hyenas? Huh. I was thinking you were more of a Jackal...



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 11:54 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

BTW your therapist Brian committed suicide.
He named you in the note.

Condolences.
edit on 5-3-2017 by zazzafrazz because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 11:58 AM
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Zazz and I were hyenas once. Then they took chat away.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 11:58 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: DBCowboy

BTW your therapist Brian committed suicide.
He named you in the note.

Condolences.


He didn't name "ME".

There could be any number of neurotic fat bastards with mommy issues around!




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