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posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 10:40 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I saw that episode!
Didn't it turn out you were actually Maury's kid!


He was! And then Maury blasted him in the head with a folding chair.




edit on 5-3-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: Zazz 2020!




posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 10:41 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

My parents made me go on Maury to prove that I was their child.



I saw that episode!
Didn't it turn out you were actually Maury's kid?


Yeah.

My moms ran offstage and had a meltdown.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 10:47 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

My parents made me go on Maury to prove that I was their child.



I saw that episode!
Didn't it turn out you were actually Maury's kid?


Yeah.

My moms ran offstage and had a meltdown.


I wasn't too surprised.
I always thought you looked quite a bit like Connie Chung.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 10:50 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Night Star
Off to witch yoga with the girls.


"Witch yoga'?

Will this sorcery ever cease?


I'm participating in "what yoga?", myself.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 10:50 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Some say I have my mother's eyes.

I do.

They're in a jar on my desk.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 10:51 AM
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originally posted by: Byrd
I'm participating in "what yoga?", myself.


Sans apparel like DB?



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 10:53 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Byrd
I'm participating in "what yoga?", myself.


Sans apparel like DB?



Everyone says that nude yoga is good for you, but do it ONE TIME at an Ace Hardware store and people lose their minds!



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 10:53 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm just XXX-tra wonderful!



That works on so many levels.


...mostly in the sub-basement, though.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 10:53 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Everyone says that nude yoga is good for you, but do it ONE TIME at an Ace Hardware store and people lose their minds!


Why else would they be going there?



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 10:54 AM
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originally posted by: Byrd
...mostly in the sub-basement, though.


Like our other guests.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 10:54 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Why yes...She's a very fetching woman.


They all can be with the proper training.


Haven't you learned to date within your own species yet?



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 10:55 AM
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originally posted by: Byrd
Haven't you learned to date within your own species yet?


Hyenas are very fast and I have a hard time catching them.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 10:55 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I like Cesar salads.

Just the cheese and chicken though.

Not all that filling yucky lettuce though.


They're a little stabby. And you might want to watch your back in a week and a half.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 10:56 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Byrd
I'm participating in "what yoga?", myself.


Sans apparel like DB?


The only way.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 10:57 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Some say I have my mother's eyes.

I do.

They're in a jar on my desk.



I hear ya.
I have something from my dad...mounted on my study wall (next to my singing Bass).



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 10:58 AM
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originally posted by: Byrd
The only way.


I'll set up the take-a-ticket machine.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 10:58 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Everyone says that nude yoga is good for you, but do it ONE TIME at an Ace Hardware store and people lose their minds!


Why else would they be going there?


Well, they do serve a great chicken tartar.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 10:59 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Byrd
Haven't you learned to date within your own species yet?


Hyenas are very fast and I have a hard time catching them.


Just roll in the carrion a bit. They'll be back (and now, confoundit, I'm humming "a drop of Nelson's Blood" with a chorus of "roll, roll, roll in the carrion..." Filk-bait for the world.)



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 10:59 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Well, they do serve a great chicken tartar.


Sounds amazing. How's the wine selection there?



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 10:59 AM
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originally posted by: Byrd

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I like Cesar salads.

Just the cheese and chicken though.

Not all that filling yucky lettuce though.


They're a little stabby. And you might want to watch your back in a week and a half.


Et tu, Byrdus?



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