You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
And that's just in the parking lot when I pay the meter!

I like that cute little purse you just got to hold your coins.

It's not a purse!

it's a very large wallet that has a strap that I wear over one shoulder. And it's bedazzled.

But in a very manly pattern.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
And it's bedazzled.

But in a very manly pattern.

Yeah, I like how it says GRLPWR!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

GRLPWR stands for. . .

Great
Recipes
Leave
People
Wanting
Remakes

I'm a foodie.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm a foodie.

Never would have guessed, I thought you were just big-boned.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm just XXX-tra wonderful!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm just XXX-tra wonderful!

That works on so many levels.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yeah, I saw that.

But kept it anyways.



I'm still suffering from the witch spells. My butt now looks fat in these jeans.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm still suffering from the witch spells. My butt now looks fat in these jeans.

They must of put a hell of a hex on you to get you to wear pants.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I thought I'd sport some "Daisy Dukes" when I went out today.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I thought I'd sport some "Daisy Dukes" when I went out today.

It's nice that they let you out once in awhile. The therapy must be working.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I got a day pass and as a bonus, found a coupon for cheese whiz at the bottom of my purse wallet!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I got a day pass and as a bonus, found a coupon for cheese whiz at the bottom of my purse wallet!

I like when you get it all over yourself and roll around nekked you saucy minx.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It's not easy being a male model.

I have a brian too!

(Brian is my therapist.)

originally posted by: DBCowboy
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It's not easy being a male model.

I have a brian too!

(Brian is my therapist.)

I wonder how many therapists Brian needs now.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

He cries a lot.

It's sad.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
He cries a lot.

It's sad.

Brian sounds like Gunther.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Most people around me cry a lot.

So I try to make them happy by;

Having them put talcum powder on me.
Singing to them.
Having them participate in my nude yoga exercises.
Bikini waxing.


It's my gift to them.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Bikini waxing.

Them or you?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Bikini waxing.

Them or you?

Both.

I try to make it a group activity.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Do you put the glue strips on your head after to cover up the receding hairline?