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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 07:55 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
And that's just in the parking lot when I pay the meter!


I like that cute little purse you just got to hold your coins.


It's not a purse!

it's a very large wallet that has a strap that I wear over one shoulder. And it's bedazzled.

But in a very manly pattern.




posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 07:58 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
And it's bedazzled.

But in a very manly pattern.


Yeah, I like how it says GRLPWR!



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 08:01 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

GRLPWR stands for. . .

Great
Recipes
Leave
People
Wanting
Remakes

I'm a foodie.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 08:02 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm a foodie.


Never would have guessed, I thought you were just big-boned.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 08:04 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm just XXX-tra wonderful!




posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 08:05 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm just XXX-tra wonderful!



That works on so many levels.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 08:09 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Yeah, I saw that.

But kept it anyways.



I'm still suffering from the witch spells. My butt now looks fat in these jeans.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 08:11 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I'm still suffering from the witch spells. My butt now looks fat in these jeans.


They must of put a hell of a hex on you to get you to wear pants.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 08:13 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I thought I'd sport some "Daisy Dukes" when I went out today.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 08:18 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I thought I'd sport some "Daisy Dukes" when I went out today.


It's nice that they let you out once in awhile. The therapy must be working.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 08:21 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I got a day pass and as a bonus, found a coupon for cheese whiz at the bottom of my purse wallet!



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 08:22 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I got a day pass and as a bonus, found a coupon for cheese whiz at the bottom of my purse wallet!


I like when you get it all over yourself and roll around nekked you saucy minx.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 08:24 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It's not easy being a male model.

I have a brian too!

(Brian is my therapist.)



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 08:37 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
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It's not easy being a male model.

I have a brian too!

(Brian is my therapist.)


I wonder how many therapists Brian needs now.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 08:45 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

He cries a lot.

It's sad.




posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 08:49 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
He cries a lot.

It's sad.



Brian sounds like Gunther.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 08:55 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Most people around me cry a lot.

So I try to make them happy by;

Having them put talcum powder on me.
Singing to them.
Having them participate in my nude yoga exercises.
Bikini waxing.


It's my gift to them.



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 08:56 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Bikini waxing.


Them or you?



posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 09:02 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Bikini waxing.


Them or you?



Both.

I try to make it a group activity.




posted on Mar, 5 2017 @ 09:03 AM
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Do you put the glue strips on your head after to cover up the receding hairline?



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