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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 07:56 PM
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I've spent the better part of the day looking for my glasses.
They were in the fridge.
True story.




posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 07:57 PM
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posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 08:01 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: Destinyone

Hehe, these lads are going to wake up with the pox and boils tomorrow with all the spells we have cast in the last couple of days!




posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 08:08 PM
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originally posted by: skunkape23
I've spent the better part of the day looking for my glasses.
They were in the fridge.
True story.


...and you've been giving everyone the cold stare ever since?



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 08:08 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Feeling Great now?
I said wait until you wake up tomorrow. Now hush.
We are busy.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 08:11 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Pssst. Don't tell the boys, but the "bad news" was that there's this sort of reverse-Pinocchio effect if they tell a lie...

Um.


Oopsie...




posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 08:12 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard

"IF" they tell a lie?



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 08:17 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA... *ahem*

Whoo, just had something caught in my throat there...


Now on to my witch yoga...




posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 08:20 PM
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You witch women think you all are the only ones to cast spell!


Well those jeans Do make your butt look big now!

HA!



sorry, didn't mean that, honest



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 08:20 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

I just hope they've stocked up on toilet paper...


Des



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 08:26 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy



Bwahahahahahahaha...



Des



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 08:29 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard

LMAO! Witch Yoga FTW!

a reply to: DBcowgirl



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 08:33 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
You witch women think you all are the only ones to cast spell!


Well those jeans Do make your butt look big now!

HA!



sorry, didn't mean that, honest


I looked through your music/song favs. You had this listed as number 1.



BUSTED


Des
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posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 08:48 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
a reply to: zazzafrazz

Pssst. Don't tell the boys, but the "bad news" was that there's this sort of reverse-Pinocchio effect if they tell a lie...

Um.


Oopsie...



I guess we should pass out magnifying glasses to the boys...eh?

Des



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 09:00 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: IAMTAT

Feeling Great now?
I said wait until you wake up tomorrow. Now hush.
We are busy.





posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 09:22 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
It is not my fault that I am not as dirty minded as you all.


Don't worry, you're getting there.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 09:24 PM
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originally posted by: Byrd
Sweet! That's where she went! Been looking all over for her.

...and her wee ones.


I may have wee ones. I'm open for testing.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 09:26 PM
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a reply to: Destinyone

In the sprit of unity amongst the sexes I shall raise my sword along with yours. Stream crossing can be dangerous but I qill endeavor to make the best of it with you.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 09:26 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
Is that because of your "pendulum"?


Yes, and it's looking for a pit.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 09:30 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Skid Mark
Is that because of your "pendulum"?


Yes, and it's looking for a pit.


That joke was in very Poe taste.



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