You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

I was going to do a toilet meme run but I saw this and it made me laugh.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I was going to do a toilet meme run but I saw this and it made me laugh.

It's comforting to know Mine isn't the ONLY mind in the toilet around here.

I've gone through 3 of those dammed Keurigs last year.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: Night Star
LO, great replies in here!

Ok Ladies we're on the battlefield. Raise your swords high!

Mine's raised!

I was going say, "What, your sword or toilet seat?" Then I remembered how you boys think.

a reply to: DBCowboy

So gentlemen...

I gather by your "snake" allusions earlier that you have indeed discovered the wicked nature of the curse placed upon you...

If you haven't yet, here's a hint...that hissing sound in your pants...

no...no not THAT one...the OTHER one...

IN FRONT!!!!

(Sigh.)

Oh never mind.


Um. Oh yeah. I guess I should tell you that they tend to bite. You might want to have a few hundred shots of anti-venom on hand soon for yourselves. You will need it!


(I'm still blind by the way)

a reply to: DBCowboy

Oh no,he has discovered one of our secrets...what really is in our
coffee cups.

originally posted by: AboveBoard
So gentlemen...

I gather by your "snake" allusions earlier that you have indeed discovered the wicked nature of the curse placed upon you...

If you haven't yet, here's a hint...that hissing sound in your pants...

no...no not THAT one...the OTHER one...

IN FRONT!!!!

You little snake-charmer, you.

The joke's on you...I'm not wearing any pants.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Thanks for the warning! I have a sudden urge to wash out my eyeballs.

a reply to: AboveBoard

Bagel Witch curses don't work on me!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Um. How can you tell??

originally posted by: AboveBoard
a reply to: DBCowboy

Um. How can you tell??

Okay. No worries though, gentlemen.

It's a short-lived curse.

Or is it a shortening curse? Dang. Can't remember.

Um. Gotta check the ol' Grimoire.

brb...

originally posted by: AboveBoard
Okay. No worries though, gentlemen.

It's a short-lived curse.

Or is it a shortening curse? Dang. Can't remember.

Um. Gotta check the ol' Grimoire.

brb...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Alas AugustusMasonicus.

I am a Peacemaker at heart. Yes, I can be driven to don my leathers, summon my Dragon, and raise my flaming sword...

Yet, Augustus...I offer a gesture of peace.it is time to turn to my womanly charms.

I baked a cake in your honor. Please accept this offering with the intentions behind it.

With Truth and Honesty...

Warmly Yours,

Des

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Skid Mark
Also known as a trouser rat?

AKA, The Clock Tower.


(There's an extra consonant in there, see if you can find it)

Is that because of your "pendulum"?

Okay.... *shifts nervously*

Ah-ha. Well, this'll teach me to read the 'fine print,' amiright?

Ha ha...ha



So guys. Um. Here's the deal. I've got good news and bad news.

Okay. Good news first! The snake part, that is "short-lived" and then it will, um, "shed" and things will be mostly back to normal, around midnight tonight. See? Not so bad right?

Well there you have it!

Goodnight! *runs for exit*

a reply to: AboveBoard

Glad you didn't mention the Spell baked into the cake made for them


Des

a reply to: Destinyone

Des, I missed you and that enchanting avatar of yours! I won't reveal what's really in that cake. Warning to the boys, us wimmin helped her bake it.

a reply to: Destinyone

Hehe, these lads are going to wake up with the pox and boils tomorrow with all the spells we have cast in the last couple of days!