You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: DBCowboy
We're going to hold hands in public for the red carpet ceremony.

Make sure you shave your palms first, the kid looks pretty uncomfortable as it is.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
We're going to hold hands in public for the red carpet ceremony.

Make sure you shave your palms first, the kid looks pretty uncomfortable as it is.

I used the palm hairs as plugs for the bald spots in my ears.

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
We're going to hold hands in public for the red carpet ceremony.

Make sure you shave your palms first, the kid looks pretty uncomfortable as it is.

I used the palm hairs as plugs for the bald spots in my ears.

Love the ear-hair braids. They make you look more coquettish.

I'm still envious of you guys with copious amounts of back hair.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I used the palm hairs as plugs for the bald spots in my ears.

I always liked that it looked like a couple of whisk brooms were growing out of your head.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
We're going to hold hands in public for the red carpet ceremony.

Make sure you shave your palms first, the kid looks pretty uncomfortable as it is.

I used the palm hairs as plugs for the bald spots in my ears.

Love the ear-hair braids. They make you look more coquettish.

I didn't go to a salon for the streaks either.

I just left the sausage gravy in.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

I'm still envious of you guys with copious amounts of back hair.

When DB takes off his shirt it looks like he's wearing mohair pajamas.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm still envious of you guys with copious amounts of back hair.

The secret is in cultivating the mold spores.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I used the palm hairs as plugs for the bald spots in my ears.

I always liked that it looked like a couple of whisk brooms were growing out of your head.

It's a good look, right?

I've been trying...unsuccessfully so far...to get the same look with feather dusters.
I'm thinking seriously now about trying other orifices.

Gentlemen, I have to run off for a bikini wax.

It's not for me, but some stranger is going to get a treat!


Be back in a bit.

I'm gonna run too.
The neighbors llama is giving me that "come hither" look again...and it IS Saturday afternoon.

Well, electrical outlet, it looks like it's just you, me and that knife again.

Narcissism is a terrible affliction indeed.

originally posted by: Nexttimemaybe
Narcissism is a terrible affliction indeed.

I know. Can you believe those two clowns?

Oh, Gawd, another DBCowboy-Augustus love fest thread. You boys are just trying to get your post count up as you troll for stars. You guys will never get scores as high as mine, so give it up already. I won years ago.

a reply to: schuyler

Listen bub, I take offense to that post, bigly.

This is an Augustus, DBCowboy and IAMTAT love fest.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: schuyler

Listen bub, I take offense to that post, bigly.

This is an Augustus, DBCowboy and IAMTAT love fest.

You're still losing. See? That didn't help you a bit.

DB is funny, which makes up for any of his alleged shortcomings.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: schuyler

Listen bub, I take offense to that post, bigly.

This is an Augustus, DBCowboy and IAMTAT love fest.

AKA circle jerk.

What was Smurfy saying about spraying?

originally posted by: Restricted
DB is funny, which makes up for any of his alleged shortcomings.

I don't know about that. He's got some pretty short comings.