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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 02:14 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
Don't send drones. He'll corrupt them and the disease will spread.


When I'm done with them the lends will be opaque.




posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 02:16 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
Just trying to pay the bills, ya know?


I hear you. Before I became a bad man I used to do everything the old fashioned way. Now I just unleash my sociopathy and the money comes rolling in.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 02:24 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
Just trying to pay the bills, ya know?


I hear you. Before I became a bad man I used to do everything the old fashioned way. Now I just unleash my sociopathy and the money comes rolling in.


And those of us who have trained assassin superhero lackeys with awesome breaking and entering skills, not to mention photography and filming and surveillance chops, do thank you for your generous contributions to our off-shore untraceable accounts.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 02:28 PM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
And those of us who have trained assassin superhero lackeys...


I have one of those too!

Although I wouldn't consider DB trained or even remotely approaching superhero status. Unless you count nut scratching.

Then he would make Superman look like Pee Wee Herman.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 02:35 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

It is too late,they have already been deployed.I should be getting a report soon on
what they've found.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 02:37 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth

A giant albino python.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 02:40 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Agh! My eyes!!!

Must. Get. Image. Out. Of. My. Brain.





Don't do that. This month's payment is now doubled.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 02:52 PM
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a reply to: AboveBoard

Slither, slither said the snake.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 03:06 PM
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Someone call for a superhero?




posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 03:18 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: AboveBoard

Slither, slither said the snake.



Not sure what you mean friend.
Oh! That brings me back to the curse.

In fairness, you should all be careful going to the restroom.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 03:19 PM
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Usually I hate being pages behind in a thread, but in this case, I had a lot of good laughs. Way to go ladies! You make me proud!



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 03:21 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Someone call for a superhero?





One of my ex-husbands. He wore my lingerie too.

Des



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 03:21 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Holy mother of....

*blinks*

Oh great. I'm blind now.

Thanks. A. Lot.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 03:22 PM
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originally posted by: Night Star
Usually I hate being pages behind in a thread, but in this case, I had a lot of good laughs. Way to go ladies! You make me proud!


edit on 4-3-2017 by zazzafrazz because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 03:29 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Are you going to shoot them down with your meat cannon?



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 03:29 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz



Woman in White: "Pull my finger!"

Woman in Red: "Oooooh. You've been hanging with DB again, haven't you?"

Woman in Pink: "He's so freaking gross."

Woman in Green: ("Did I leave the stove on?")






edit on 4-3-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: President, Jacygirl fan club.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 03:29 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
Are you going to shoot them down with your meat cannon?


Something like that.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 03:30 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: mamabeth

A giant albino python.


Also known as a trouser rat?



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 03:32 PM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
Also known as a trouser rat?


AKA, The Clock Tower.


(There's an extra consonant in there, see if you can find it)



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 03:33 PM
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Woman in White: "Something something cooking."

Woman in Red: "Something something dresses."

Woman in Pink: "Something something shoes."

Woman in Green: "Something something purses."



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