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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:39 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz




Hah! If you saw my closet and all the friggin clothes/shoes/belts I have you would think I was a chick.






edit on 4-3-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: President, Jacygirl fan club.




posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:40 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

I just love all of those high heels in that dreamy closet...woof!



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:41 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Do you get cramps too? Have you, DB and tat synced up yet?



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:41 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: DBCowboy

Check mate


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo....

RUN...before she makes us watch PRETTY WOMAN!



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:42 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

But yours are all in piles and left over from your victims.*



*The truth will be known soon...



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:46 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

But yours are all in piles and left over from your victims.*



*The truth will be known soon...


Augustus is a true humanitarian.
He donates all his victim's belongings to a nearby homeless shelter.

It's his way of giving something back.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:47 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Checkers mate!




posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:48 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
But yours are all in piles and left over from your victims.*



*The truth will be known soon...


Nah, I give those to the wife. I don't look good in women's heels.

Well, not as good as DB anyway.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:49 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
But yours are all in piles and left over from your victims.*



*The truth will be known soon...


Nah, I give those to the wife. I don't look good in women's heels.

Well, not as good as DB anyway.


You have to have rockin' calves to pull off a good high heel.




posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:50 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Do you get cramps too? Have you, DB and tat synced up yet?


My nipples are sore...and I feel fat in these jeans.

Does that count?



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:51 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: zazzafrazz




Hah! If you saw my closet and all the friggin clothes/shoes/belts I have you would think I was a chick.







You aren't????



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:51 PM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Do you get cramps too? Have you, DB and tat synced up yet?


I think we're aiming for June.

You know, the event you cant make because you have to wash your hair or something.

ETA: Ooooooooohh, that kinda syncing up.




edit on 4-3-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: President, Jacygirl fan club.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:51 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
You aren't????


Whoopsie.

I mean, hello, sailor. Wanna wax my back again? Purrrrrrrr.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:55 PM
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How did this photo of our 'LURE ROOM' get out?

It's supposed to be the LAST thing women see!



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:56 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
It's supposed to be the LAST thing women see!


Second to last. They get a glimpse of the DeWalt cordless before it digs in.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 01:02 PM
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That is where his victims come from,no proof, just rumors I heard!



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 01:04 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: IAMTAT

That is where his victims come from,no proof, just rumors I heard!


Exactly.
Augustus also believes in Recycling.

The guy's a friggin' Saint!



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 02:01 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Exactly.
Augustus also believes in Recycling.

The guy's a friggin' Saint!


Exactly. And it always troubled me that cannibalism is so frowned upon. Isn't it a form of recycling?



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 02:11 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth

Don't send drones. He'll corrupt them and the disease will spread.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 02:13 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
So I suggest you be nice to us ladies here. You wouldn't want photos like that to, you know, find their way into your workplace environments, or Lodge Meetings, unless of course that's a Mason thing??


Do you honestly think you are the first person to try and blackmail me?


Being serious.


Well.... It's just that you pay so handsomely.
Just trying to pay the bills, ya know?


And I do have that bid in on a second home on an amazing private island in a undisclosed location with its own airstrip and village of servants, that sort of thing.

A girl has needs! I can't help it if you're an easy mark!




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