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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 11:46 AM
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originally posted by: AboveBoard
So I suggest you be nice to us ladies here. You wouldn't want photos like that to, you know, find their way into your workplace environments, or Lodge Meetings, unless of course that's a Mason thing??


Do you honestly think you are the first person to try and blackmail me?


Being serious.




posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 11:47 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
I know how to freak them out and have them flee to opposite corners of the earth.

Let's talk about our periods.


Can a moderator please close this thread ASAP!!!!!!!



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 11:49 AM
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Thread Closed



Periods



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 11:49 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I have had it with you sickies! I have decided to use stealth drones to investigate
all of your private basements,crawlspaces and any other types of hidey holes you
have.
When they report back to me,I will have a lab inspect all the data from the drones.
We will all finally learn the truth about your secret spots and report it here!


The pictures will never truly do it justice. The only real way to take in its magnificence is through a full emersion first person experience as viewed from the prep table.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 11:52 AM
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posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 11:56 AM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz


Ohhhhhhhhh, I'm getting woozy.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 11:58 AM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

What the heck does "emballage duo" mean? Is that like an embolism? Oh yeah, come to think of it, that makes sense.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:05 PM
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Power tools. Cars revving. Lumberjacking. Testicles. Football. Chugging beer. Testicle scratching. Chugging beer while revving your car and scratching your testicles holding an axe.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:06 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Why won't you just cuddle with DB? he needs it once a month.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:06 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Oh no,not just pictures! They will also take samples of the air,sinks,toilets,bathtubs,showers,
fireplaces,and anything that seems suspicious to them.I am looking forward to the report.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:07 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

I'm loosing my grip on reality from all the estrogen fumes.

I. Can't. Feel. My. Mind.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:07 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
They will also take samples of the air,sinks,toilets,bathtubs,showers...


Level 4 bio suit strongly recommended.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:16 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I already thought of that and my drones are well prepared for anything!



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:23 PM
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I had to leave the thread for a bit and have a good cry.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:26 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus






posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:31 PM
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posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:33 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Pro Tip #34

Hangovers are devastating. In order to avoid them, never quit drinking!


Serves ya right!

YOU with your Giblets hanging out, drinking and cavorting with the Lizard Ladies until 'God-Knows-How-Late'!

Honestly, I don't know HOW Mrs. Cowboy puts up with your sordid peccadilloes!



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:35 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Check mate



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:38 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Pro Tip #34

Hangovers are devastating. In order to avoid them, never quit drinking!


Serves ya right!

YOU with your Giblets hanging out, drinking and cavorting with the Lizard Ladies until 'God-Knows-How-Late'!

Honestly, I don't know HOW Mrs. Cowboy puts up with your sordid peccadilloes!


My peccadilloes are no longer sordid.

I took an ointment.



posted on Mar, 4 2017 @ 12:38 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I already thought of that and my drones are well prepared for anything!


So are my 'drones'.

Don't let the lobotomies fool you, they can still move with some agility.




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