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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:43 AM
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a reply to: smurfy

I only spray when I'm frightened.

Or when cornered.

Or when I've been drinking.

Or if it's Tuesday.




posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:45 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

The explosion imbedded them in my brain. So that was a net plus.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:46 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Try drinking bourbon on a Saturday morning, doing payroll, typing this and making it put the lotion on it's skin!


Try digging a hole in the backyard and trying to use a hacksaw. Where do you think I went for the last 30 minutes?



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:47 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I only spray when I'm frightened.

Or when cornered.

Or when I've been drinking.

Or if it's Tuesday.


Look at you, trying to make it sound like Tuesday is not 'everyday'.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:48 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

The explosion imbedded them in my brain. So that was a net plus.



I love that now you can pick up Sirius XM in your ..



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:48 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

The explosion imbedded them in my brain. So that was a net plus.



The brain, like the heart or the lungs are just vestigial organs that serve no purpose.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:49 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I love that now you can pick up Sirius XM in your ..


Yes, it drowns out the voices.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:50 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
The brain, like the heart or the lungs are just vestigial organs that serve no purpose.


I find that thing always uses blood I can be using elsewhere to much greater effect.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:50 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

The explosion imbedded them in my brain. So that was a net plus.




I love that now you can pick up Sirius XM in your ..



I pick up pennies and socks on the road.

I trade them for candy when I meet up with hobo's.

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posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:52 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I love that now you can pick up Sirius XM in your ..


Yes, it drowns out the voices.

The ones in your . or the ones locked in your basement?



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:52 AM
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originally posted by: eisegesis
The ones in your . or the ones locked in your basement?


Yes.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:54 AM
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originally posted by: eisegesis

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I love that now you can pick up Sirius XM in your ..


Yes, it drowns out the voices.

The ones in your . or the .s locked in your basement?


Fixed that for you.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:56 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Seems fitting...




posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:57 AM
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BRB...Favorite Pepto-Bismol commercial just came on.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:58 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

BRB...Favorite Pepto-Bismol commercial just came on.


No problem, DB will keep your seat warm.............without even sitting in it.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:59 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
BRB...Favorite Pepto-Bismol commercial just came on.


Pro tip #1

Never use Pepto-Bismol as eye drops.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 11:00 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Pro tip #1

Never use Pepto-Bismol as eye drops.


Pro Tip #2

You can use eye-drops as a laxative.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 11:01 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT

BRB...Favorite Pepto-Bismol commercial just came on.


No problem, DB will keep your seat warm.............without even sitting in it.


In a previous life, I was Shia LaBeouf's eye brows.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 11:03 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
In a previous life, I was Shia LaBeouf's eye brows.


It seems in your present incarnation your are his mental capacity.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 11:06 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
In a previous life, I was Shia LaBeouf's eye brows.


It seems in your present incarnation your are his mental capacity.


We're going to hold hands in public for the red carpet ceremony.



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