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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:11 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DISRAELI
Are you more idiotic than these three (since we're getting competitive)?


Amateurs. None of them:
  • Got arrested
  • Lost a digit
  • Farted


I once lost a digit while farting.

Because of that, they promoted me to upper management.


I remember that.
Took 3 days to get that Masonic ring back.




posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:13 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Lighter?

I was rubbing two sticks together.

At least, they said they were sticks.


Almost as bad as when you asked me to use the flint and steel.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:17 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Flint and Steel?

Both great guys.

Where are they now?



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:18 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Flint and Steel?

Both great guys.

Where are they now?


They have a residency in Atlantic City.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:19 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Flint and Steel?

Both great guys.

Where are they now?


They crossed swords with Dick Bimbo.
RIP.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:19 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DISRAELI
Are you more idiotic than these three (since we're getting competitive)?


Amateurs. None of them:
  • Got arrested
  • Lost a digit
  • Farted


I once lost a digit while farting.

Because of that, they promoted me to upper management.


I remember that.
Took 3 days to get that Masonic ring back.


Funny thing was, it was the wrong ring!



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:20 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DISRAELI
Are you more idiotic than these three (since we're getting competitive)?


Amateurs. None of them:
  • Got arrested
  • Lost a digit
  • Farted


I once lost a digit while farting.

Because of that, they promoted me to upper management.


I remember that.
Took 3 days to get that Masonic ring back.


Funny thing was, it was the wrong ring!


My precious...



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:21 AM
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originally posted by: Cobaltic1978

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Flint and Steel?

Both great guys.

Where are they now?


They have a residency in Atlantic City.


The island of Atlantic City is made up, not real.

Like Canada, or honest hookers.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:22 AM
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Binging on 'This Is Us' episodes on a Saturday morning...and trying to keep up with you two is murder.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:22 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

"Never cross the stream."


That was a famous movie quote from "Brokeback Mountain".



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:23 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DISRAELI
Are you more idiotic than these three (since we're getting competitive)?


Amateurs. None of them:
  • Got arrested
  • Lost a digit
  • Farted


I once lost a digit while farting.

Because of that, they promoted me to upper management.


I remember that.
Took 3 days to get that Masonic ring back.


Funny thing was, it was the wrong ring!


That was the first Mood Ring I ever saw that registered 'Grossed Out'.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:24 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

That's because there was still a finger in it.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:29 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Binging on 'This Is Us' episodes on a Saturday morning...and trying to keep up with you two is murder.


Try drinking bourbon on a Saturday morning, doing payroll, typing this and making it put the lotion on it's skin!



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:32 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Binging on 'This Is Us' episodes on a Saturday morning...and trying to keep up with you two is murder.


Try drinking bourbon on a Saturday morning, doing payroll, typing this and making it put the lotion on it's skin!

Yeah, the lotion part is always difficult. That's why I have an intern.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:33 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Where is Gunther?



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:38 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Where is Gunther?


He says "schonen Tag".

The lad is an absolute treasure. You've trained him well.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:39 AM
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Careful guys, when there's a distraction this large, utilizing this level of intelligence, there's likely a false flag in progress.



I have a question, why did DB's wedding cake have an icepick and small hacksaw inside of it? Does the local hardware store also bake cakes to celebrate life's special moments?

edit on 25-2-2017 by eisegesis because: (no reason given)



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:41 AM
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originally posted by: eisegesis


I have a question, why did DB's wedding cake have an icepick and small hacksaw inside of it?



For the honeymoon, silly!




posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:41 AM
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originally posted by: Natas0114

Aka: People who are fun to drink with.


Ah jeez no! DBC would spend all night spraying you with...er, stuff.

Wait, when I come to think of it, there used to be a guy in our company who drank big shorts and behaved just like Kenny Everet's Marcel character, gesticulating in each, every which way with the whiskey flying everywhere. He only ever stopped to fill his glass up again!
edit on 25-2-2017 by smurfy because: Text.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:43 AM
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originally posted by: eisegesis
Careful guys, when there's a distraction this large, utilizing this level of intelligence, there's likely a false flag in progress. Don't let them take you attention away from what really matters!!



I have a question, why did DB's wedding cake have an icepick and small hacksaw inside of it? Does the local hardware store bake cakes for special occasions now?




Actually the 4chan real alien photo thread is supposed to be distracting everyone from THIS thread.




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