You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: DBCowboy

Chin bundling. It's a thing.

Word.

a reply to: argentus

Which chin?

Bahaha! I was just catching up in here. Almost sprayed the screen with the water I'm drinking.

a reply to: IAMTAT


Do you think she heard about that thing with that guy?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


Do you think she heard about that thing with that guy?

Doubtless.
She has ears the size of frying pans.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Doubtless.
She has ears the size of frying pans.

About the same size as her feet based on DB's shoe collection.

a reply to: Disgustus and IMFAT

Yet neither ears nor feet are as large as my "Book of curses and hexes on men that vex me"....

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: Disgustus and IMFAT

Yet neither ears nor feet are as large as my "Book of curses and hexes on men that vex me"....

One of my testicles just fell off in the shower this morning.

I'm Sorry.

db

a reply to: IAMTAT

Ahhh, I was aiming for temporary loss of eyesight when you perve at The Ladies of Walmart website.

Unfortunately, the One Eyed Willy Pirate's curse can be hinky, the ancestral witches can be quite literal I'm afraid.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: Disgustus and IMFAT

Yet neither ears nor feet are as large as my "Book of curses and hexes on men that vex me"....

One of my testicles just fell off in the shower this morning.

I'm Sorry.

OMG!

That only leaves you with three now!

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: Disgustus and IMFAT

Yet neither ears nor feet are as large as my "Book of curses and hexes on men that vex me"....

One of my testicles just fell off in the shower this morning.

I'm Sorry.

OMG!

That only leaves you with three now!

I know.
I've been off balance all day.
So much so, I had to duct tape an avocado to my inner thigh.

If this thread doesn't prove there is extraterrestrial life, I don't know what's left to convince folks!

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: IAMTAT

Ahhh, I was aiming for temporary loss of eyesight when you perve at The Ladies of Walmart website.

Unfortunately, the One Eyed Willy Pirate's curse can be hinky, the ancestral witches can be quite literal I'm afraid.

Ha!...Shows how much you know!
The Ladies of Walmart just don't do it for me anymore.
...I've stepped up MY action to The Dolls of The Dollar Store.

BTW: I'm making guacamole tonight if anyone is interested.

originally posted by: IAMTAT


BTW: I'm making guacamole tonight if anyone is interested.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
OMG!

That only leaves you with three now!

I have a few spares under the bed I can loan him.

a reply to: zazzafrazz


Everyone really likes my nausea-inducing avatar you made.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: zazzafrazz


Everyone really likes my nausea-inducing avatar you made.

It's got me seeing double.
I'm not sure if that's due to your new avatar or zazz's 'One-eyed Willy' curse.

a reply to: IAMTAT


How's the guac coming?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT


How's the guac coming?

Still waiting for the avocado to get REALLY ripe.
Goin' for a run now.