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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Oct, 2 2018 @ 09:14 PM
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originally posted by: Damla
a reply to: DBCowboy

can you ask him which she he is talking about?


We're talking about skeery witches who scare us.



posted on Oct, 2 2018 @ 09:17 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
The blond chiropractor who BRINGS the Bombay Sapphire.


Isn't that called a waitress?



posted on Oct, 2 2018 @ 09:19 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
The blond chiropractor who BRINGS the Bombay Sapphire.


Isn't that called a waitress?


Yeah, but they go by so many different names that I just call them all "Gunther" .

Now "Susan" is a quality name that should be only regarded for top-shelf hooch or lap dances.



posted on Oct, 2 2018 @ 09:21 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Now "Susan" is a quality name that should be only regarded for top-shelf hooch or lap dances.


So why did you give it the Aussie witch?



posted on Oct, 2 2018 @ 09:23 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Now "Susan" is a quality name that should be only regarded for top-shelf hooch or lap dances.


So why did you give it the Aussie witch?


She skeers me.



posted on Oct, 2 2018 @ 09:38 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
She skeers me.


Which one of us said her name three times in front of a mirror to make her come back??????



posted on Oct, 2 2018 @ 09:38 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

oh really? and i was born yesterday.



posted on Oct, 2 2018 @ 09:43 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
She skeers me.


Which one of us said her name three times in front of a mirror to make her come back??????


Guilty.
I was trying to read the ingredients on a tube of Preparation H without my glasses...and it just came out.

edit on 2-10-2018 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Oct, 2 2018 @ 10:43 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
She skeers me.


Which one of us said her name three times in front of a mirror to make her come back??????


I like the name....
It sounds masonicky...
Are there mirrors in the lodge ...???



posted on Oct, 2 2018 @ 11:27 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
She skeers me.


Which one of us said her name three times in front of a mirror to make her come back??????


Truthfully, DB summoned me. He was back in my closet doing a pirouette in my tutu and shoes, and was overwhelmed by his hoofs in Choos. He exclaimed clasping his hands to his chin "Oh Zazz Oh Zazz Oh Zazz, they are magnificent!" There you have it.
Curse broken.
I was released.



posted on Oct, 2 2018 @ 11:59 PM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

Is DB a witch?



posted on Oct, 3 2018 @ 01:56 AM
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a reply to: Night Star

named susan hopefully. heheee.
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posted on Oct, 3 2018 @ 01:58 AM
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a reply to: zazzafrazz

let me tell you that if he was standing in front of a mirror, he wouldnt even recognize himself, let alone summon something from beyond.



posted on Oct, 3 2018 @ 02:01 AM
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a reply to: Pinocchio

that is the whole point. it would be too obvious if there was. it d be like telling the end of the story.
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posted on Oct, 3 2018 @ 06:44 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
...and it just came out.


The H or her name?



posted on Oct, 3 2018 @ 06:45 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Truthfully, DB summoned me. He was back in my closet doing a pirouette in my tutu and shoes, and was overwhelmed by his hoofs in Choos. He exclaimed clasping his hands to his chin "Oh Zazz Oh Zazz Oh Zazz, they are magnificent!" There you have it.
Curse broken.
I was released.


As I suspected. Killing interns, summoning witches, he's just an all around good guy.



posted on Oct, 3 2018 @ 07:32 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
She skeers me.


Which one of us said her name three times in front of a mirror to make her come back??????


Truthfully, DB summoned me. He was back in my closet doing a pirouette in my tutu and shoes, and was overwhelmed by his hoofs in Choos. He exclaimed clasping his hands to his chin "Oh Zazz Oh Zazz Oh Zazz, they are magnificent!" There you have it.
Curse broken.
I was released.





You make it sound like a bad thing!





posted on Oct, 3 2018 @ 07:54 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
She skeers me.


Which one of us said her name three times in front of a mirror to make her come back??????


Truthfully, DB summoned me. He was back in my closet doing a pirouette in my tutu and shoes, and was overwhelmed by his hoofs in Choos. He exclaimed clasping his hands to his chin "Oh Zazz Oh Zazz Oh Zazz, they are magnificent!" There you have it.
Curse broken.
I was released.




Another foul witch lie!
DB doesn't have enough hands to clasp his chins.



posted on Oct, 3 2018 @ 09:46 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Another foul witch lie!
DB doesn't have enough hands to clasp his chins.


Do you think he could do it with those giant foam hands you get at a ball game?



posted on Oct, 3 2018 @ 09:49 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Another foul witch lie!
DB doesn't have enough hands to clasp his chins.


Do you think he could do it with those giant foam hands you get at a ball game?


Foam?

HA!

You mean giant marshmallows!




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