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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Nov, 12 2017 @ 08:19 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'd be afraid of MPG 13 too.

...That's terrible fuel efficiency.


Tell your chauffeur not to have a lead foot.




posted on Nov, 12 2017 @ 08:24 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I just throw wine and chocolate at them and scream like a little girl.



posted on Nov, 12 2017 @ 08:29 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I just throw wine and chocolate at them and scream like a little girl.


Nut up!!! You're OG, son. Straight outta Pacific Palisades.



posted on Nov, 12 2017 @ 08:32 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I just throw wine and chocolate at them and scream like a little girl.


Nut up!!! You're OG, son. Straight outta Pacific Palisades.


True that. I am Smooth Wheezy D Beee.



posted on Nov, 12 2017 @ 08:38 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
True that. I am Smooth Wheezy D Beee.


I remember when Tipper Gore hated your guts.

I think that was yesterday.



posted on Nov, 12 2017 @ 08:43 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
True that. I am Smooth Wheezy D Beee.


I remember when Tipper Gore hated your guts.

I think that was yesterday.


That was because we showed up at an event wearing the same outfit and I wore it better.

That and I am such a gangster.

I once waited 31 days to pay my credit card bill.


True story.



posted on Nov, 12 2017 @ 08:46 PM
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You probably bring 11 items to the express lane in the supermarket, you're baller baller.



posted on Nov, 12 2017 @ 08:51 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy


You probably bring 11 items to the express lane in the supermarket, you're baller baller.


In college, I once rode an escalator and didn't use the handrail.



posted on Nov, 12 2017 @ 08:53 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
In college, I once rode an escalator and didn't use the handrail.


The Bloods and Crips would buckle in fear from your exploits.



posted on Nov, 12 2017 @ 09:05 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
In college, I once rode an escalator and didn't use the handrail.


The Bloods and Crips would buckle in fear from your exploits.


Get this, on a dare, I once went swimming 25 minutes after I ate.



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 06:22 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Get this, on a dare, I once went swimming 25 minutes after I ate.


Did you have the cabana boy make sure the hot tub was on first or did you tough it out and sit in there until it came up to temp?



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 07:14 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Get this, on a dare, I once went swimming 25 minutes after I ate.


Did you have the cabana boy make sure the hot tub was on first or did you tough it out and sit in there until it came up to temp?


Alright. You got me.

I accidently sat on a damp cloth, but I counted that as swimming.



posted on Nov, 13 2017 @ 07:22 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Alright. You got me.

I accidently sat on a damp cloth, but I counted that as swimming.


It's kinda like when you over exerted yourself working out last week by watching the help carry bags of mulch.

You need to pace yourself.



posted on Oct, 2 2018 @ 02:13 PM
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Ahhh, Interesting discussions as always.



posted on Oct, 2 2018 @ 02:25 PM
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Well…..Look what dragged in the cat.



posted on Oct, 2 2018 @ 04:13 PM
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posted on Oct, 2 2018 @ 05:03 PM
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posted on Oct, 2 2018 @ 06:41 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


So I'm confused, is she the bottle of Bombay Sapphire or the blond chiropractor we need?



posted on Oct, 2 2018 @ 08:19 PM
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can you ask him which she he is talking about?



posted on Oct, 2 2018 @ 09:14 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
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So I'm confused, is she the bottle of Bombay Sapphire or the blond chiropractor we need?


The blond chiropractor who BRINGS the Bombay Sapphire.



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