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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:03 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DISRAELI
Are you more idiotic than these three (since we're getting competitive)?


Amateurs. None of them:
  • Got arrested
  • Lost a digit
  • Farted


They all die in the end though.




posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:03 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
You won't find an ATS idiot on the street or in public.

Not since the court order.


Yeah, the three of us are usually 1,001' away from schools.



edit on 25-2-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: never go in against a Sicilian with death is on the line



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:03 AM
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originally posted by: CulturalResilience

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: CulturalResilience
Asparagus.


That was my porn star name.


My Native American name is Dances With Freemasons.


I'm glad someone wants to dance with them.
Terrible rhythm.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:04 AM
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originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
They all die in the end though.


Exactly my point. How can they go on ruining this site if they are dead?!?!



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:04 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: CulturalResilience
Asparagus.


Vegan suppositories.


I used to be the their lead Guitarist.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:05 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: CulturalResilience

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: CulturalResilience
Asparagus.


That was my porn star name.


My Native American name is Dances With Freemasons.


I'm glad someone wants to dance with them.
Terrible rhythm.


True, but man can they move their hips.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:05 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DISRAELI
Are you more idiotic than these three (since we're getting competitive)?


Amateurs. None of them:
  • Got arrested
  • Lost a digit
  • Farted


I once lost a digit while farting.

Because of that, they promoted me to upper management.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:05 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
You won't find an ATS idiot on the street or in public.

Not since the court order.


Yeah, the three of us are usually 1,001' away from schools.




Which is why we're so grateful for AM's windowless van.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:06 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
They all die in the end though.


Exactly my point. How can they go on ruining this site if they are dead?!?!


Fair point, which isn't something usually directed at any of you.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:07 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: CulturalResilience

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: CulturalResilience
Asparagus.


That was my porn star name.


My Native American name is Dances With Freemasons.


I'm glad someone wants to dance with them.
Terrible rhythm.


Terrible Rhythm was MY porn star name.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:07 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Which is why we're so grateful for AM's windowless van.


I love our vanity plates: CANDYLND.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:07 AM
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I'm going upstairs now, I'll check back later its time for my daily wa........



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:08 AM
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originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
Fair point, which isn't something usually directed at any of you.


If were weren't so stupid we would probably take that as an insult. So thank you.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:08 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I once lost a digit while farting.


Was that when the lighter blew up?



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:09 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
Fair point, which isn't something usually directed at any of you.


If were weren't so stupid we would probably take that as an insult. So thank you.


Umm, you're welcome?



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:09 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Which is why we're so grateful for AM's windowless van.


I love our vanity plates: CANDYLND.

Not to mention the PODESTA 2020 bumper sticker.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:09 AM
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originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
Umm, you're welcome?


I know.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:10 AM
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originally posted by: Cobaltic1978

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: Cobaltic1978
They all die in the end though.


Exactly my point. How can they go on ruining this site if they are dead?!?!


Fair point, which isn't something usually directed at any of you.


I love fairs.

The cotton candy, the rides, the screams of . . . . . never mind



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:10 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
Not to mention the PODESTA 2020 bumper sticker.


We should probably make a campaign contribution to him from our Kill Room pizza franchise.



posted on Feb, 25 2017 @ 10:11 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I once lost a digit while farting.


Was that when the lighter blew up?


Lighter?

I was rubbing two sticks together.

At least, they said they were sticks.




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