You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: DBCowboy
My new album coming out is, "Whale Songs To Eat Gravy By".

I'm sure it will go double iron.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It's my first duet album with Katy Perry.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It's my first duet album with Katy Perry.

OMG! You finally got accepted by the Illuminati!

This is big. We should sacrifice a goat or a giraffe.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Fun fact!

Katy Perry has an Australian accent, a large moustache, and really hairy legs.


(She does have nice shoes and really big feet though)

a reply to: DBCowboy

Sounds suspiciously like someone else we know from the land that gave us oil drum-sized beer and the Outback Steakhouse.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Sounds suspiciously like someone else we know from the land that gave us oil drum-sized beer and the Outback Steakhouse.

Australians all look alike...Not that there's anything wrong with that.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Australia is like Narnia or Cleveland.

It's just a made-up place.

People who say they are from Australia are actually Canadians with speech impediments.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Australia is like Narnia or Cleveland.

It's just a made-up place.

People who say they are from Australia are actually Canadians with speech impediments.

Wasn't Hitler born in Australia?

a reply to: IAMTAT

That's what he said.

But that was during the Revolutionary war, and almost everyone who fought in that is dead or in congress.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Australians all look alike...Not that there's anything wrong with that.

No, certainly not, especially if you like women with long dark hair.


That grows from their backs.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Australians all look alike...Not that there's anything wrong with that.

No, certainly not, especially if you like women with long dark hair.


That grows from their backs.

I like how all Australian women have pouches in their tummies to carry their kids, beer and car keys.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I like how all Australian women have pouches in their tummies to carry their kids, beer and car keys.

If only they could get a Louis Vuitton monogram on that thing.

The girl is how I feel when in this thread.


Zazz v the boys.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

I'd let her bicycle kick me.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

You're not playing the whole tape.

She was injured when the oven door flew open too quickly when she was getting warm sammiches out for her man.

a reply to: DBCowboy

You, sir, are a testament to your species.


Not sure what one it is, but either way, you do them proud.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'm just like anyone else.

I lay my eggs in mucus webbing made from decayed corpses of hookers.

Just like everyone else does.

What happens when someone posts something with big words. . .

I wrote the world's shortest poem.
It doesn't have any words.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
My new album coming out is, "Whale Songs To Eat Gravy By".

I'm sure it will go double iron.

Triple Pewter.