You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I think Phlegmuccinos are now a 'thing'.

It's like having an coffee and an oyster at the same time.

Last week, I found a retainer in mine.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Last week, I found a retainer in mine.

What are you? An attorney?

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I don't actually drink anything from Starbucks.

I just like it when they print the name, "Captain Stinky-Pants" on the cup and call the name out when it's ready.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Last week, I found a retainer in mine.

What are you? An attorney?

Yes. Yes, I am.

That'll be $300.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I don't actually drink anything from Starbucks.

I just like it when they print the name, "Captain Stinky-Pants" on the cup and call the name out when it's ready.

I always use Chesty LaRue.

a reply to: zazzafrazz

originally posted by: underpass61
You boys need some serious mentoring regarding womerns, here you go -

Glad to help.

Hinson helped me recover from the d.t.'s
I started drinking after I was done shaking and hallucinating.
Damn wermens.
They are like crack with boobs and a cooter.

Dear Idiots.

If everyone who works, says they work with idiots: does that mean that everyone who works is an idiot?

a reply to: Nothin

Jell-O.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz

That isn't me, DB or TAT last Friday night in front of the Wynn in Vegas. Or on Saturday either.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Bellagio pig-capades.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Bellagio pig-capades.

They ARE delicious,...but I still recommend the Chicken Grand-Mère @ Mon Ami Gabi.

Not that I've ever been there.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Bellagio pig-capades.

I have only been kicked out of the Bellagio once, because I have never been there when I was in the hospital visiting a sick friend who died.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I have only been kicked out of the Bellagio once, because I have never been there when I was in the hospital visiting a sick friend who died.

I got better. And I wasn't at the nickel slots.

originally posted by: zazzafrazz
Bellagio pig-capades.

Based on DB's girth it could be the Balloon Man Group.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

My milkshakes bring the buoys to the yard.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
My milkshakes bring the buoys to the yard.

They're like, 'you look like a barge'.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

My new album coming out is, "Whale Songs To Eat Gravy By".