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posted on May, 9 2017 @ 04:42 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
No one who would ever go to Vegas with a pig mask, that's for sure!


Right? And if they see someone at the Crazy Horse Too over-tipping the ladies with the same pig mask that would never be me. And never ever in the champagne room.




posted on May, 9 2017 @ 04:44 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

That's silly because any time that we never spent in Vegas, none of us ever owned a pig mask or 4 in case one got lost.



posted on May, 9 2017 @ 04:45 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
That's silly because any time that we never spent in Vegas, none of us ever owned a pig mask or 4 in case one got lost.


I know. And we're all notorious cheapskates that don't like strippers.



posted on May, 9 2017 @ 04:52 PM
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I happen to know for a FACT that DC hates pig masks and wouldn't be caught dead in one of them. He told me so last week, when I asked him why he was throwing those pig masks away.



posted on May, 9 2017 @ 04:58 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
That's silly because any time that we never spent in Vegas, none of us ever owned a pig mask or 4 in case one got lost.


I know. And we're all notorious cheapskates that don't like strippers.


Never give a stripper a 5 and ask for change, which I never did.

They get angry.



posted on May, 9 2017 @ 04:59 PM
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originally posted by: imwilliam
I happen to know for a FACT that DC hates pig masks and wouldn't be caught dead in one of them. He told me so last week, when I asked him why he was throwing those pig masks away.


Because they weren't mine that had any DNA evidence on them.



posted on May, 9 2017 @ 05:03 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy



Because they weren't mine that had any DNA evidence on them.


I know. You said they belonged to Augustus and IMTAT, who you really didn't know all that well and with whom you'd never go on a trip to Vegas with.



posted on May, 9 2017 @ 05:05 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Never give a stripper a 5 and ask for change, which I never did.

They get angry.


You need to find one that is understanding, which they usually are once you put them in your trunk.



posted on May, 9 2017 @ 06:39 PM
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originally posted by: imwilliam
a reply to: DBCowboy



Because they weren't mine that had any DNA evidence on them.


I know. You said they belonged to Augustus and IMTAT, who you really didn't know all that well and with whom you'd never go on a trip to Vegas with.



My DNA will never be found on a pig mask!

Everything else, but not a pig mask....because I don't own one.

...and if one is ever found in Vegas with my DNA...it would have to belong to my long-lost ne'er do well twin brother, Mohammad Wang.
edit on 9-5-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 9 2017 @ 09:06 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
My DNA will never be found on a pig mask!


If I had a pig mask you would never find it because I would have rolled it up in the carpet with the dead stripper I buried at 723 Chestnut Street in Philadelphia. If I was ever there. Twice today.



posted on May, 10 2017 @ 08:26 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I am pretty sure you would never over tip anyone,but you would
trip them for laughs.



posted on May, 10 2017 @ 09:24 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

I'm a chronic over-tripper. Waitresses love me.



posted on May, 10 2017 @ 10:20 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I am sure they love you until you grab and stuff them into your trunk.



posted on May, 10 2017 @ 10:26 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

The love me more after that. So much that they cry tears of joy.



posted on May, 10 2017 @ 10:31 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: mamabeth

The love me more after that. So much that they cry tears of joy.



More like muffled sobs of gibberish.

We've been rolling them up in some pretty damn thick rugs lately.



posted on May, 10 2017 @ 03:53 PM
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"Muffled sobs of gibberish"

Was the name of my first album.

It was when I did duets with Madonna.

(back when her name was Charlie Pride)



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 05:19 PM
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I, for one, refuse to stand for this!
Hamsters have feelings too!


Oh, sorry...wrong thread!



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 05:30 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

No.

It's the right thread.

I'm sorry I said that about hamsters.

I won't mention it again.



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 05:33 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT


I'm sorry I said that about hamsters.



Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!!



posted on May, 12 2017 @ 05:34 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

No...MY fault.
It's just that they're so cute.

I'm much better now.



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