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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on May, 7 2017 @ 07:47 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

On second thought, no.




posted on May, 8 2017 @ 08:31 AM
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It wasn't a pig mask.

I don't own one.



posted on May, 8 2017 @ 08:35 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
It wasn't a pig mask.

I don't own one.


What's a pig mask?



posted on May, 8 2017 @ 10:00 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It wasn't a pig mask.

I don't own one.


What's a pig mask?


I have no idea.

Since I've never owned one and don't even have receipts for buying one which I never did and it cannot be proven.



posted on May, 8 2017 @ 10:53 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

You forgot about my drones! The one I sent to your place
had the receipt for the pig mask stuffed into it's side.That
little piece of paper interfered with it and the lab tech found
it.



posted on May, 8 2017 @ 11:04 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
You forgot about my drones!


You forgot about our drones. We lobotomized them all ourselves and send them out with cleavers and pig masks we never purchased.



posted on May, 8 2017 @ 11:57 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Nice try...the lab techs didn't find any cleavers or pig masks.
They would have to be "cloaked".



posted on May, 8 2017 @ 12:05 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Nice try...the lab techs didn't find any cleavers or pig masks.
They would have to be "cloaked".


Of course they didn't find any pig masks!

Who has pig masks?



posted on May, 8 2017 @ 12:38 PM
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What gets me...is why a pig would wear a mask in the first place.

How many fancy French 18th. century masquerade parties would they even go to?



posted on May, 8 2017 @ 12:45 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
What gets me...is why a pig would wear a mask in the first place.

How many fancy French 18th. century masquerade parties would they even go to?


Only the ones they were invited to.

If they showed up to ones they weren't invited to, it would have been considered rude.



posted on May, 8 2017 @ 01:02 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
What gets me...is why a pig would wear a mask in the first place.

How many fancy French 18th. century masquerade parties would they even go to?


Only the ones they were invited to.

If they showed up to ones they weren't invited to, it would have been considered rude.


Well, pigs are rude.

If I ever owned a mask, which I never have,...or even never rented or borrowed or stole...it sure wouldn't be a pig mask.
That's for sure.

Also, I don't like fancy French 18th. century masquerade balls...or rude pigs...or masks.

I pretty much just keep to myself...which is why I don't have a alibi...which is something I wouldn't need anyway because I couldn't even rob a casino on account of my allergies.

My allergy specialist who is dead told me this before he died.

It's a latex allergy, by the way...so I would definitely never wear a rubber pig mask...if the pig masks were rubber, which I have no idea what pig masks are made of...since I don't own one...and I dislike rude pigs...and masks...and fancy French 18th. century masquerade balls...especially when they're held in Vegas, which is a place I've never been.

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posted on May, 8 2017 @ 02:49 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

I've never been to Las Vegas, especially on the night of the Eleventh when the robberies occurred.

So I wouldn't know about allergies or pig masks.



posted on May, 8 2017 @ 03:32 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
...especially when they're held in Vegas, which is a place I've never been.


I will never be there next week. And I'm not staying at the Tropicana even if I did go.

And certainly would not have a pig mask.



posted on May, 9 2017 @ 01:09 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Try this one on for size...www.royalbaconsociety.com...



posted on May, 9 2017 @ 02:02 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth




posted on May, 9 2017 @ 03:27 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

You are indeed one sick little piggy! I thought that pig
mask was creepy.



posted on May, 9 2017 @ 03:46 PM
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a reply to: mamabeth

On the subject of pig masks. . . I am a firm believer in the American dream of owning what you want to own and not owning what you don't want to own. I don't own a pig mask and I believe the American Amendment assures me of that right to never own a pig mask especially when I never go to Vegas. Which I never have.

God Bless America.

Amen.


(This message was approved by the DBCowboy for Senate campaign)



posted on May, 9 2017 @ 04:06 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

You are being sooo cute when you're in the state senate of denial.
Who is your campaign manager...Miss Piggy?



posted on May, 9 2017 @ 04:28 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I don't own a pig mask and I believe the American Amendment assures me of that right to never own a pig mask especially when I never go to Vegas. Which I never have.


Why would anyone head to Vegas, go to the Wynn and eat at Sushisamba while wearing a pig mask? I would never do that next Tuesday.

And possibly Wednesday.



posted on May, 9 2017 @ 04:38 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No one who would ever go to Vegas with a pig mask, that's for sure!



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