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posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 09:58 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I wonder what your last meal has to say about that, if it could talk.




posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 12:55 PM
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originally posted by: TNMockingbird
There.

That's better.


At first, I was outraged by this...(too bourgeois, for my taste) but, since I received a call from 'Better Homes and Gardens', I think this just may work to our advantage.

Next week, they're sending out an entire film crew and a reporter to do a spread on the joint...and the reporter I spoke with sounds fat and juicy.

BTW: We're gonna need a bigger freezer.
edit on 30-4-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 01:03 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
...and the reporter I spoke with sounds fat and juicy.


Fat and Juicy is DB's legal name.



posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 03:16 PM
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what epicurean delights would yall have for a last meal anyhow?
edit on 30-4-2017 by dashen because: super dickmann obviously



posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 03:28 PM
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a reply to: dashen
Somehow that doesn't look very appetizing lol.



posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 03:54 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
...and the reporter I spoke with sounds fat and juicy.


Fat and Juicy is DB's legal name.




It's, "Fat Und Juicee".

I wanted to go with a more European flair.

It sure beats the name I was born with. . . "Mohammad Wang".



posted on Apr, 30 2017 @ 05:39 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
...and the reporter I spoke with sounds fat and juicy.


Fat and Juicy is DB's legal name.




It's, "Fat Und Juicee".

I wanted to go with a more European flair.

It sure beats the name I was born with. . . "Mohammad Wang".


I recall a German porn star from Dusseldorf named 'Fett und Saftig'...Came from a long line of Wangs.



posted on May, 1 2017 @ 09:06 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
It's, "Fat Und Juicee".

I wanted to go with a more European flair.


If this doesn't convince Gunther that you care nothing will.



posted on May, 4 2017 @ 07:28 PM
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This place has turned into a dump.



posted on May, 5 2017 @ 02:01 PM
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originally posted by: imwilliam
This place has turned into a dump.


Turned into? Did you mistake it for the Waldorf Astoria earlier?



posted on May, 5 2017 @ 02:08 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: imwilliam
This place has turned into a dump.


Turned into? Did you mistake it for the Waldorf Astoria earlier?


...More like the Waldorf SALAD!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Oh,...wait...
Not funny.

sorry.


Yeah...the place is a dump.



posted on May, 5 2017 @ 02:12 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

The concept property we were going for was Motel Hell.



posted on May, 5 2017 @ 02:16 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

The concept property we were going for was Motel Hell.



...with just a nuance of Bates Motel (Mother's Day is coming up).



posted on May, 5 2017 @ 02:16 PM
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Oh.

So Red Roof Inn?



posted on May, 5 2017 @ 02:29 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Oh.

So Red Roof Inn?


More like Red Roof SALAD!!!! HAHAHAHAHA...

[sigh]
...okay...

I'm really very sorry.



posted on May, 5 2017 @ 02:35 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

More like Red Rum Inn.



posted on May, 5 2017 @ 02:59 PM
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I look at this thread as a refuge for intelligent, thoughtful discourse and quiet reflection on the mysteries of humankind.





And fart jokes.



posted on May, 5 2017 @ 03:28 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
I look at this thread as a refuge for intelligent, thoughtful discourse and quiet reflection on the mysteries of humankind.





And fart jokes.


Intellectually speaking...I still consider farts to be pretty mysterious.


Especially the silent ones.



posted on May, 5 2017 @ 03:35 PM
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Did you mistake it for the Waldorf Astoria earlier?


Well, someone did leave a chocolate on my pillow. DB, that was chocolate, right?



posted on May, 5 2017 @ 03:38 PM
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originally posted by: imwilliam
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus



Did you mistake it for the Waldorf Astoria earlier?


Well, someone did leave a chocolate on my pillow. DB, that was chocolate, right?



Must be the "dump" you were talking about.



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