You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus
I wonder what your last meal has to say about that, if it could talk.

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
There.

That's better.

At first, I was outraged by this...(too bourgeois, for my taste) but, since I received a call from 'Better Homes and Gardens', I think this just may work to our advantage.

Next week, they're sending out an entire film crew and a reporter to do a spread on the joint...and the reporter I spoke with sounds fat and juicy.

BTW: We're gonna need a bigger freezer.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
...and the reporter I spoke with sounds fat and juicy.

Fat and Juicy is DB's legal name.

what epicurean delights would yall have for a last meal anyhow?

a reply to: dashen
Somehow that doesn't look very appetizing lol.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
...and the reporter I spoke with sounds fat and juicy.

Fat and Juicy is DB's legal name.

It's, "Fat Und Juicee".

I wanted to go with a more European flair.

It sure beats the name I was born with. . . "Mohammad Wang".

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
...and the reporter I spoke with sounds fat and juicy.

Fat and Juicy is DB's legal name.

It's, "Fat Und Juicee".

I wanted to go with a more European flair.

It sure beats the name I was born with. . . "Mohammad Wang".

I recall a German porn star from Dusseldorf named 'Fett und Saftig'...Came from a long line of Wangs.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It's, "Fat Und Juicee".

I wanted to go with a more European flair.

If this doesn't convince Gunther that you care nothing will.

This place has turned into a dump.

originally posted by: imwilliam
This place has turned into a dump.

Turned into? Did you mistake it for the Waldorf Astoria earlier?

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: imwilliam
This place has turned into a dump.

Turned into? Did you mistake it for the Waldorf Astoria earlier?

...More like the Waldorf SALAD!!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Oh,...wait...
Not funny.

sorry.


Yeah...the place is a dump.

a reply to: IAMTAT

The concept property we were going for was Motel Hell.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

The concept property we were going for was Motel Hell.

...with just a nuance of Bates Motel (Mother's Day is coming up).

Oh.

So Red Roof Inn?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Oh.

So Red Roof Inn?

More like Red Roof SALAD!!!! HAHAHAHAHA...

[sigh]
...okay...

I'm really very sorry.

a reply to: DBCowboy

More like Red Rum Inn.

I look at this thread as a refuge for intelligent, thoughtful discourse and quiet reflection on the mysteries of humankind.





And fart jokes.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I look at this thread as a refuge for intelligent, thoughtful discourse and quiet reflection on the mysteries of humankind.





And fart jokes.

Intellectually speaking...I still consider farts to be pretty mysterious.


Especially the silent ones.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Did you mistake it for the Waldorf Astoria earlier?

Well, someone did leave a chocolate on my pillow. DB, that was chocolate, right?

originally posted by: imwilliam
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Did you mistake it for the Waldorf Astoria earlier?

Well, someone did leave a chocolate on my pillow. DB, that was chocolate, right?

Must be the "dump" you were talking about.