You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: jacygirl

I likely can't fit in Zazz's shoes! Picture her with tiny feet LOL!
My youngest once told me that I have man's legs...Bahahaha...(I have no shame!) so I found this pic for her.
Since discovering the Cowboy's shoe fettish, it always makes me think of him!

a reply to: TNMockingbird

Ahh...hahahaha...
I laughed at your reply & pic and then lost it when I read your edits!
It was too early for me to try and spell fetish to I wimped out and wrote addiction.

originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: TNMockingbird
Lol, just checking. In the man cave anything is possible.
Who's on sammich duty today?
(I ran outta Spam and am afraid to open the meat packages in the freezer!)

Did they look like this?

Don't open the packages labeled Ben & Jerry's either...
It's not what you think!

originally posted by: TNMockingbird

originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: TNMockingbird
Lol, just checking. In the man cave anything is possible.
Who's on sammich duty today?
(I ran outta Spam and am afraid to open the meat packages in the freezer!)

Don't open the packages labeled Ben & Jerry's either...
It's not what you think!

I found this one with a note attached saying, "For the Shed wimmen"...don't worry, I didn't open it!

Bahahaha! Gotta love the wimmin folk in here!

Time for a dragon ride. Catch you all later.

PS: I do NOT make sammiches for the idiots. Though Bird had a good idea with hers.

This used to be a nice, safe, happy place, now it's all estrogened straight to hell.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

This used to be a nice, safe, happy place, now it's all estrogened straight to hell.

Nothing a good farting session can't fix.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

This used to be a nice, safe, happy place, now it's all estrogened straight to hell

Had you removed the toilet seat and the bathroom door, as I suggested, this wouldn't have happened.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Nothing a good farting session can't fix.

I'll get our special can of Glade that they whipped up for us.

originally posted by: imwilliam
Had you removed the toilet seat and the bathroom door, as I suggested, this wouldn't have happened.

We're idiots for chrissake!! We rely on smart people like you to do these things.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

We rely on smart people like you to do these things.

Smart people like me? Well then, you really are #ed.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

This used to be a nice, safe, happy place, now it's all estrogened straight to hell.

They're like cockroaches.
Ya go out for a few days stalking indigents and they crawl out of the woodwork, infesting the place.

a reply to: imwilliam

Yeah, well, it really would be inaccurate if I said we didn't earn it.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
They're like cockroaches.
Ya go out for a few days stalking indigents and they crawl out of the woodwork, infesting the place.

I'd call the Orkin man but he's in the freezer and I don't think he could hear us anymore.

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
I likely can't fit in Zazz's shoes! Picture her with tiny feet LOL!
My youngest once told me that I have man's legs...Bahahaha...(I have no shame!) so I found this pic for her.
Since discovering the Cowboy's shoe fettish, it always makes me think of him!

As the Grand Mufti of the Idiots my new fatwah will be to impose Shoeria Law. Everyone will have to wear Zazz's footwear on a daily basis and pray, while facing the Manolo headquarters, five times a day.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I'd call the Orkin man but he's in the freezer and I don't think he could hear us anymore.

See, that's part of the problem, you and your obsessive neatness. Had you left the Orkin man strung up from the chandelier, these squatters would have never stuck around.

a reply to: imwilliam

I was 'prepping'. I saw it on TV, we're all gonna get FEMAed and I wanted to be ready.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
They're like cockroaches.
Ya go out for a few days stalking indigents and they crawl out of the woodwork, infesting the place.

I'd call the Orkin man but he's in the freezer and I don't think he could hear us anymore.

Oooo...thanks for reminding me.

I've got a Mary Kay saleswoman coming by tomorrow, so I'll need the freezer.

a reply to: IAMTAT

It's the weekend, I'll make some burgers and we'll BBQ.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

It's the weekend, I'll make some burgers and we'll BBQ.

Awesome.
You do that...and you can have the pink Escalade.