You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: chiefsmom

Welcome,you have just entered the minds of the 3 idiots.

Once you get used to the echo, it's not so bad.

a reply to: jacygirl

Duct tape,rope,fishing wire,twine,ziplines...whatever is close they will use.

a reply to: chiefsmom

Those things will attract them!

a reply to: chiefsmom

I hear you girl!

My partner is the worst child I never had.

Handcuffs and beef jerky would work! *adds to shopping list*

a reply to: IAMTAT

The echo,yes,but what about those rocks bouncing off the sides?

a reply to: mamabeth

LOL is that why I saw the pics of flowers and fancy sammies? Repellent?

Stupid spell checker, and stupid me for not double checking LOL

a reply to: chiefsmom

Not repentant,but repellent.We have to post things that confuse and distract them.

a reply to: jacygirl

No hun, just add the key to your list.


True story. Youngest son thought it would be funny to handcuff mom to the kitchen drawer, (He said, let me see you hand mom) and run outside.
Had to use a butter knife and unscrew the handle.

I was really proud of myself for not "disappearing" him.

a reply to: chiefsmom

Hahaha...
I would have likely pulled the drawer out and hit him with it.
Oh, your son.

Sorry, I take that back.
(I tend to get aggressive when I'm in here...it's all that damn sammich making, makes me testy!)

a reply to: jacygirl

I keep telling you not to make those sammies,let them starve if
they are too lazy to make their own.We are wimmin,not slaves!

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: jacygirl

I keep telling you not to make those sammies,let them starve if
they are too lazy to make their own.We are wimmin,not slaves!

I'm sorry!!!
Augustus brainwashed me with trigger words...I don't even know them all...it just happens!!

If we're not slaves then why are we shackled?
Cowboy tried to call them accessories, but he's been spending too much time in zazz's closet!

originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: chiefsmom


(I tend to get aggressive when I'm in here...it's all that damn sammich making, makes me testy!)

You DO make a mean sammich, Jacy.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: jacygirl
a reply to: chiefsmom


(I tend to get aggressive when I'm in here...it's all that damn sammich making, makes me testy!)

You DO make a mean sammich, Jacy.

Damn straight I do!

Now quit dawdling, take your sammich and leave. I have some dusting to do.

originally posted by: jacygirl
Damn straight I do!

Now quit dawdling, take your sammich and leave. I have some dusting to do.

I think he meant 'mean' as in 'angry/pissed off', not 'mean' as in 'tasty'.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
Damn straight I do!

Now quit dawdling, take your sammich and leave. I have some dusting to do.

I think he meant 'mean' as in 'angry/pissed off', not 'mean' as in 'tasty'.

That's right.
She makes a 'Testy' sammich...not' Tasty'.
I just hope she didn't mean 'Testee'.

"Angry Sammich" was the name of my band in college.

a reply to: jacygirl

Not shackles dear they are ankle bracelets!

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: jacygirl
Damn straight I do!

Now quit dawdling, take your sammich and leave. I have some dusting to do.

I think he meant 'mean' as in 'angry/pissed off', not 'mean' as in 'tasty'.

The joke's still on him.
I used Spam.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Now try and get me to make your sammies and see what kind you get!

decided this part was not appropriate for ATS!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
"Angry Sammich" was the name of my band in college.

I remember an old girl band called 'Angry Chalupa'.