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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Apr, 27 2017 @ 02:08 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

Sounds yummy! Now quick, off to the shed you go where it is safe and you can ride dragons and stuff.




posted on Apr, 27 2017 @ 02:10 AM
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originally posted by: TNMockingbird
I made the boys some sammiches and a refreshing (pretty) beverage to wash them down






You must bring those to the shed this instant! Beautiful!!!! Edited to add...never mind. I just read the part about your 'late' husband.
edit on 27-4-2017 by Night Star because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 27 2017 @ 02:11 AM
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originally posted by: zazzafrazz



OMG, love this!!!!!!!!!



posted on Apr, 27 2017 @ 02:14 AM
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posted on Apr, 27 2017 @ 04:53 AM
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a reply to: Night Star


You must bring those to the shed this instant! Beautiful!!!! Edited to add...never mind. I just read the part about your 'late' husband.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! You don't want those sammiches in the Shed, they were special made just for the boys

As a matter of fact, where are the boys?

Oops!



posted on Apr, 27 2017 @ 08:18 AM
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originally posted by: TNMockingbird
As a matter of fact, where are the boys?

Oops!


I was dispensing sound and valued advice to someone who had an issue with a 21 year old woman parading around his domicile in see through lingerie.



posted on Apr, 27 2017 @ 08:28 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: TNMockingbird
As a matter of fact, where are the boys?

Oops!

I was dispensing sound and valued advice to someone who had an issue with a 21 year old woman parading around his domicile in see through lingerie.

Hahaha!
Well, that likely wouldn't bother me but, in his case...LOL
Glad to see you recovered quickly.
Truly, they (the sammiches) weren't intended to KILL anybody!
I thought I had perfected the recipe a couple of husbands ago.



posted on Apr, 27 2017 @ 08:31 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: TNMockingbird

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
I sense a trap.

Just pretty and delicate little tea sammiches.
My late husbands loved them!

I'm just amazed the prison has given you kitchen privileges.

For quite some time now, I've got connections.
And, for the record, my powdered eggs are divine.



posted on Apr, 27 2017 @ 08:34 AM
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originally posted by: TNMockingbird
Well, that likely wouldn't bother me but, in his case...LOL


I never really had much of an issue with scantily clad females myself.


Glad to see you recovered quickly.
Truly, they (the sammiches) weren't intended to KILL anybody!
I thought I had perfected the recipe a couple of husbands ago.


It was all the booze roiling around in my stomach that acted as a disinfectant.



posted on Apr, 27 2017 @ 08:39 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No, it's good to stamp this sort of thing out at the beginning or, before you know it, you've got an infestation of Victoria's Secrets models building a runway in your living room.



posted on Apr, 27 2017 @ 08:42 AM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

As long as Giselle Blumpkin leaves Brady at home I really don't have an issue with her stopping by.



posted on Apr, 27 2017 @ 08:47 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No, it's good to stamp this sort of thing out at the beginning or, before you know it, you've got an infestation of Victoria's Secrets models building a runway in your living room.


That's stupid.

Why would underwear models want to land planes in your house?

Sheesh.

Idiots.



posted on Apr, 27 2017 @ 08:57 AM
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a reply to: TNMockingbird
You don't want to smell the results of me eating them lol.



posted on Apr, 27 2017 @ 09:18 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

No, it's good to stamp this sort of thing out at the beginning or, before you know it, you've got an infestation of Victoria's Secrets models building a runway in your living room.


That's stupid.

Why would underwear models want to land planes in your house?

Sheesh.

Idiots.


They have wings, sheez...don't you watch their *cough* fashion shows?



posted on Apr, 27 2017 @ 09:24 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

And flotation devises, Just like planes! LOL



posted on Apr, 27 2017 @ 09:27 AM
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originally posted by: chiefsmom
a reply to: jacygirl

And flotation devises, Just like planes! LOL


Ahh...hahahaha....indeed!!

Wait. What are you doing in here? You don't want to be here sweetie...it's not safe!
(whispers, "the Shed is down the hall on the left")

Please don't drink the pink sparkly stuff, next thing you know you're chained to a chair leg making sammiches!



posted on Apr, 27 2017 @ 09:34 AM
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a reply to: chiefsmom

Welcome,you have just entered the minds of the 3 idiots.The
warning signs were removed and once entered there is no escape.



posted on Apr, 27 2017 @ 09:38 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: chiefsmom

Welcome,you have just entered the minds of the 3 idiots.The
warning signs were removed and once entered there is no escape.


Well I did rescue the last batch of hostages a few pages ago!

Sadly the innocent still wander in. Us wimmen need to stick together!
(and no that's not an invitation for more duct tape, Mr. Augustus!!)
edit on 27-4-2017 by jacygirl because: badspacingeh?



posted on Apr, 27 2017 @ 09:39 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: chiefsmom

Welcome,you have just entered the minds of the 3 idiots.The
warning signs were removed and once entered there is no escape.


That's the same sign on the door to my proctologist.



posted on Apr, 27 2017 @ 09:43 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl
LMAO

The men in my life won't appreciate this, but I was the only female in the house with three idiots, for 18 years.
I have padlock keys hidden everywhere. Along with handcuff keys and bags of beef jerky. (you have to distract them)



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