You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: AboveBoard
I was going to jump in and attempt to be witty, but I can't.

This is a serious thread.

Yes,this is a serious thread,seriously deranged!

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Let's see...itty,bitty,witty,titty,kitty! That is all that I can think of right now.

originally posted by: mamabeth
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Yes,this is a serious thread,seriously deranged!

Another satisfied customer.

I finally heard from my drones that I sent over to find proof of what
you 3 are up to.The lab reports are not ready yet on DB's or IAM's
drones.The one I sent after you Augustus had to be quarantined.

a reply to: mamabeth

You shouldn't have dressed it so sexily, it was asking for it.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It came back with CDC tags! How do you explain that ?

a reply to: mamabeth

If you knew my sordid history you wouldn't be surprised. Average people get the clap, I got the applause.

originally posted by: mamabeth
I finally heard from my drones that I sent over to find proof of what
you 3 are up to.The lab reports are not ready yet on DB's or IAM's
drones.The one I sent after you Augustus had to be quarantined.

Did mine say I have high cholesterol?

I worry about that, so I try to keep myself to 4 sticks of butter a day.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: mamabeth

If you knew my sordid history you wouldn't be surprised. Average people get the clap, I got the applause.

a reply to: mamabeth

I found this picture on DB's facebook page, with the remark...

"Just hanging out reading ATS"

originally posted by: crappiekat
a reply to: mamabeth

I found this picture on DB's facebook page, with the remark...

"Just hanging out reading ATS"

An old picture. That was last week.

And then there is Tat's FB page.



I can't even show you what I found on Augustas's page.

Something to do with hot dogs and runny mustard.

a reply to: mamabeth

Don't worry about me.

I'm only a 'carrier'.

originally posted by: crappiekat
And then there is Tat's FB page.

I can't even show you what I found on Augustas's page.

Something to do with hot dogs and runny mustard.

At high speeds, the goggles are necessary...because the vibration is super stimulating.

Now here's a man who never shied from self-critique.

Frank Sinatra - what a dude!

Sinatra had replaced “My Way” with “New York, New York” as his regular encore at concerts. (Either way, Sinatra’s widow, Barbara, once recalled the song Frank hated most was actually “Strangers in the Night” — “a piece of s - - t” and “the worst f - - king song I’ve ever heard.”)

pagesix.com...

There's moments in life where one should feel grateful.

But you're not quite convinced of how grateful you really are.

Like you're just about to get to second-base, and your bro almost bangs the door down and gives you the sport update.

a reply to: halfoldman

Thanks for the score dude, now bugger off!

Wait, what did you say?

South Africa is leading?
Get that door out of the way!

[Ingenious maneuver to bump this thread back to the top of everyone's 'Subscribed List']

a reply to: IAMTAT


haha

a reply to: TNMockingbird

Sometimes a thread is too stupid to know when it's dead.