You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Maybe I'll grow a beard and a top knot too, fit in better.

It's what I did. And I became a feminist. I even made a sammich once.

Could you....make me...one?

a reply to: JinMI

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: imwilliam

Sadly, Canadians have walrus grease, and we don't.

That alone would insure an evil Canadian win.

god help us all

Yes, sadly, evil Canada has violated the Weapons of Mass Lubrication (WML) convention far too often.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Canada is just un-American!

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Canada is just un-American!

That's why...from now on...I'll only order 'AMERICAN' Bacon for breakfast at Dennys.

...and, yes, I'm rattling my saber.

a reply to: IAMTAT

...and, yes, I'm rattling my saber, as we speak.

Hope you're still not at Denny's

a reply to: IAMTAT

I will stop smearing maple syrup on strangers at the bus station.

a reply to: DBCowboy

You're a true Patriot!

I'm starting a petition to take the letter 'u' ot of the American alphabet.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
a reply to: DBCowboy

You're a true Patriot!

Since the time when Britain fought against King George Washington for their freedom, patriotism and war against Canada has been a priority of mine.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm starting a petition to take the letter 'u' ot of the American alphabet.

So you want to start a 'Vowel Movement".

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm starting a petition to take the letter 'u' ot of the American alphabet.

So you want to start a 'Vowel Movement".

Sure, it might be slow going at first...

a reply to: IAMTAT

I'm confident you can work it out.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Was it edible?

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm starting a petition to take the letter 'u' ot of the American alphabet.

That will make it interesting for contestants on Wheel of Fortune.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm starting a petition to take the letter 'u' ot of the American alphabet.

The spelling verses the pronunciation of many words in the English language sometimes irks me a bit.
Colonel is pronounce "kurnul."
How do you get "baloney" out of "bologna."
I think they are just making this up as they go.

originally posted by: mamabeth

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I'm starting a petition to take the letter 'u' ot of the American alphabet.

That will make it interesting for contestants on Wheel of Fortune.

Don't you mean 'Wheel of Fortne'!?!