You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I don't watch "toilet" game shows.

Do they even have indoor plumbing in Oregon? Last time I was there it looked like everyone just took a dump under the overpasses.

Why bother?

The rain washes everything away. Plus it's the "green" thing to do, getting back to nature and everything.

You indoor potty person!

a reply to: DBCowboy

Maybe I'll grow a beard and a top knot too, fit in better.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Maybe I'll grow a beard and a top knot too, fit in better.

It's what I did. And I became a feminist. I even made a sammich once.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
It's what I did. And I became a feminist. I even made a sammich once.

Hopefully you served it to yourself for a total mind eff.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I did.

then I swatted myself on the fanny.

I'm a hussy.

a reply to: DBCowboy

If you put on a blonde wig you could cheat on you with yourself.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

If you put on a blonde wig you could cheat on you with yourself.

I think I saw that on 'The Bold & The Beautiful'.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Everything I learned about healthy interpersonal relationships I learned from that show.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I learned from "married With Children".

a reply to: DBCowboy


I would have guess Wild Kingdom.

The Pepsi ad - the first female impersonator with an actual woman who borrowed her dad's (mom's) wig.

But: do the curtains match the carpets?

Who knows?

Anything is possible in that house.

a reply to: DBCowboy

It seems to me that the word "fanny" in English seem to have a very different meaning in American.

The terror of the wind ...

Aye it blew many a Captain ... to smithereens.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Well...well...well...LOOK at Mr. Fancy Pants with his HIT new thread on Syria.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Where in Canada IS Syria?

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Where in Canada IS Syria?

Mostly the Toronto area since the immigrants cant stand French Canadians either and avoid Montreal.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Where in Canada IS Syria?

Most people aren't exactly sure.
That's why it's probably a good idea to keep randomly lobbing cruise missiles into Canada.

It's the only way to be sure.

War with Canada, even if we lose, it'll be cool.

a reply to: DBCowboy

War with Canada, even if we lose

lol@we lose a war with Canada

a reply to: imwilliam

Sadly, Canadians have walrus grease, and we don't.

That alone would insure an evil Canadian win.

god help us all