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posted on Apr, 6 2017 @ 07:23 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
I don't watch "toilet" game shows.


Do they even have indoor plumbing in Oregon? Last time I was there it looked like everyone just took a dump under the overpasses.


Why bother?

The rain washes everything away. Plus it's the "green" thing to do, getting back to nature and everything.

You indoor potty person!




posted on Apr, 6 2017 @ 07:25 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Maybe I'll grow a beard and a top knot too, fit in better.



posted on Apr, 6 2017 @ 07:28 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

Maybe I'll grow a beard and a top knot too, fit in better.



It's what I did. And I became a feminist. I even made a sammich once.



posted on Apr, 6 2017 @ 07:28 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
It's what I did. And I became a feminist. I even made a sammich once.


Hopefully you served it to yourself for a total mind eff.



posted on Apr, 6 2017 @ 07:40 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I did.

then I swatted myself on the fanny.

I'm a hussy.



posted on Apr, 6 2017 @ 08:22 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

If you put on a blonde wig you could cheat on you with yourself.






edit on 6-4-2017 by AugustusMasonicus because: I ♥ cheese pizza.



posted on Apr, 6 2017 @ 08:28 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: DBCowboy

If you put on a blonde wig you could cheat on you with yourself.







I think I saw that on 'The Bold & The Beautiful'.



posted on Apr, 6 2017 @ 08:29 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Everything I learned about healthy interpersonal relationships I learned from that show.



posted on Apr, 6 2017 @ 09:16 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I learned from "married With Children".



posted on Apr, 7 2017 @ 05:26 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy


I would have guess Wild Kingdom.



posted on Apr, 7 2017 @ 05:56 AM
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The Pepsi ad - the first female impersonator with an actual woman who borrowed her dad's (mom's) wig.

But: do the curtains match the carpets?

Who knows?

Anything is possible in that house.
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posted on Apr, 7 2017 @ 07:41 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

It seems to me that the word "fanny" in English seem to have a very different meaning in American.
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posted on Apr, 7 2017 @ 08:09 AM
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The terror of the wind ...

Aye it blew many a Captain ... to smithereens.




posted on Apr, 7 2017 @ 10:42 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

Well...well...well...LOOK at Mr. Fancy Pants with his HIT new thread on Syria.



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posted on Apr, 7 2017 @ 11:20 AM
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Where in Canada IS Syria?



posted on Apr, 7 2017 @ 01:54 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Where in Canada IS Syria?


Mostly the Toronto area since the immigrants cant stand French Canadians either and avoid Montreal.



posted on Apr, 7 2017 @ 02:12 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

Where in Canada IS Syria?



Most people aren't exactly sure.
That's why it's probably a good idea to keep randomly lobbing cruise missiles into Canada.

It's the only way to be sure.



posted on Apr, 7 2017 @ 06:34 PM
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War with Canada, even if we lose, it'll be cool.




posted on Apr, 7 2017 @ 06:55 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy





War with Canada, even if we lose


lol@we lose a war with Canada



posted on Apr, 7 2017 @ 07:05 PM
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a reply to: imwilliam

Sadly, Canadians have walrus grease, and we don't.

That alone would insure an evil Canadian win.

god help us all




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