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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 03:34 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

HA!




posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 03:41 PM
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a reply to: Skid Mark

We're really scraping the bottom of the pickle barrel.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 03:51 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

And we still don't have pig masks.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 04:51 PM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT
We're really scraping the bottom of the pickle barrel.


Well, puns are our bread and butter.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 04:55 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
We're really scraping the bottom of the pickle barrel.


Well, puns are our bread and butter.


Did someone suggest sammiches?



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 05:04 PM
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a reply to: IAMTAT

Pretty sure the wimmin did.

And if they didn't they need a foot caning.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 05:10 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Aristotle once posited the question as to whether or not Wimmin could make sammiches sitting down.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 05:12 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

You men demanded that the female members here make your sammies
and you wonder why you're still waiting.

edit on 4-4-2017 by mamabeth because: (no reason given)



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 05:15 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Aristotle once posited the question as to whether or not Wimmin could make sammiches sitting down.


"Not after an ass caning." - Plato



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 05:17 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Do you really think that I would ever allow you to whip me
or my paws? I do have claws and I know how to use them.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 05:17 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
You men demanded that the female members here make your sammies
and you wonder why you're still waiting.


When I put that comment into my universal men's English translator it comes out as, 'What kind of sammies and do you want a cold beer too?'



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 05:18 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Do you really think that I would ever allow you to whip me
...


No, but I am not an ask for permission kind of guy.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 05:19 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Aristotle once posited the question as to whether or not Wimmin could make sammiches sitting down.



Aristotle knew, as do we all, that wimmin are so skilled, they can make sammiches blindfolded

...as well as, bound and gagged.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 05:20 PM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: mamabeth
You men demanded that the female members here make your sammies
and you wonder why you're still waiting.


When I put that comment into my universal men's English translator it comes out as, 'What kind of sammies and do you want a cold beer too?'


I am going to assume that your translator was made in China a.k.a.junk!



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 05:20 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

It's better to ask for bail than to ask permission.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 05:21 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
I am going to assume that your translator was made in China a.k.a.junk!


Nope, it was made after countless years listening to the yammering of the opposite sex.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 05:21 PM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
It's better to ask for bail than to ask permission.


Plus I get some exercise at the same time. If they run I get cardio too.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 05:22 PM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well,you just go ahead and try whipping this old cat and see what
happens to you.Besides claws I also bite!



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 05:23 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well,you just go ahead and try whipping this old cat and see what
happens to you.Besides claws I also bite!


Biting only excites me.



posted on Apr, 4 2017 @ 05:23 PM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
Well,you just go ahead and try whipping this old cat and see what
happens to you.Besides claws I also bite!


I'll probably get bored really quick unless you scream and plead.

Oh, and do you think you'd be the first woman who bit me?

Today.



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