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You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

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posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 09:50 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

More like a well mannered cereal killer in the making.




posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 09:51 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
More like a well mannered cereal killer in the making.


If you had to eat my mother's oatmeal for breakfast you would be a cereal killer too.



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 09:51 AM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: DBCowboy

I imagine you would make a really crappy drawing with that.


I call it my "Poo Period".

I was full of angst.

And Chili.



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 09:51 AM
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originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: DBCowboy

I imagine you would make a really crappy drawing with that.


He was referred to as Jackoff Pollock back in 6th. grade.



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 09:52 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

What,no corn for tecture?



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 09:53 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

What,no corn for tecture?


As a strict meatatarian, I don't believe that causing harm to innocent plants is a good thing.

Plus, veggies don't scream when you stab them.



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 09:53 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy
Plus, veggies don't scream when you stab them.


The one in the ICU did.



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 09:54 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Plus, veggies don't scream when you stab them.


The one in the ICU did.


Ahhh, "Tuesdays With Maury".



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 10:01 AM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

The plus is that he was already in the hospital.



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 10:04 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I just slapped myself for laughing so hard at this last page (or two).
So then I had to defend myself and slap back.

I am now one hair-pulling event away from turning into a Monty Python skit.
Thank you.



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 10:05 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Need any advice? Remember the proper start to any question...



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 10:11 AM
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originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

What,no corn for tecture?


As a strict meatatarian, I don't believe that causing harm to innocent plants is a good thing.

Plus, veggies don't scream when you stab them.


In a salad, no one can hear you scream.



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 10:14 AM
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originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl

Need any advice? Remember the proper start to any question...



I'm long past asking questions now...have headed straight to the "Argument Clinic".
It's getting so petty I might end up in the "Complaint Department".



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 10:23 AM
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a reply to: jacygirl

Remember this in the complaint department...
DO NOT PULL THE PIN! It is a trap.



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 10:23 AM
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a reply to: mamabeth

At our Complaint Department you pull the finger.



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 11:01 AM
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a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

And the fingers pop off right?



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 11:13 AM
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originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

And the fingers pop off right?


You get a fun sound...and a face-full of noxious methane.



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 11:28 AM
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originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

And the fingers pop off right?


You get a fun sound...and a face-full of noxious methane.


My ex wife runs the desk.



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 11:47 AM
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edit on 30-3-2017 by IAMTAT because: (no reason given)



posted on Mar, 30 2017 @ 12:25 PM
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a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm a vegetarian.

I don't love animals.

I just hate plants.
edit on 30-3-2017 by halfoldman because: (no reason given)




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