You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

More like a well mannered cereal killer in the making.

originally posted by: mamabeth
More like a well mannered cereal killer in the making.

If you had to eat my mother's oatmeal for breakfast you would be a cereal killer too.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: DBCowboy

I imagine you would make a really crappy drawing with that.

I call it my "Poo Period".

I was full of angst.

And Chili.

originally posted by: Skid Mark
a reply to: DBCowboy

I imagine you would make a really crappy drawing with that.

He was referred to as Jackoff Pollock back in 6th. grade.

a reply to: DBCowboy

What,no corn for tecture?

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

What,no corn for tecture?

As a strict meatatarian, I don't believe that causing harm to innocent plants is a good thing.

Plus, veggies don't scream when you stab them.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Plus, veggies don't scream when you stab them.

The one in the ICU did.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Plus, veggies don't scream when you stab them.

The one in the ICU did.

Ahhh, "Tuesdays With Maury".

a reply to: DBCowboy

The plus is that he was already in the hospital.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

I just slapped myself for laughing so hard at this last page (or two).
So then I had to defend myself and slap back.

I am now one hair-pulling event away from turning into a Monty Python skit.
Thank you.

a reply to: jacygirl

Need any advice? Remember the proper start to any question...

originally posted by: DBCowboy

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: DBCowboy

What,no corn for tecture?

As a strict meatatarian, I don't believe that causing harm to innocent plants is a good thing.

Plus, veggies don't scream when you stab them.

In a salad, no one can hear you scream.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: jacygirl

Need any advice? Remember the proper start to any question...

I'm long past asking questions now...have headed straight to the "Argument Clinic".
It's getting so petty I might end up in the "Complaint Department".

a reply to: jacygirl

Remember this in the complaint department...
DO NOT PULL THE PIN! It is a trap.

a reply to: mamabeth

At our Complaint Department you pull the finger.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

And the fingers pop off right?

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

And the fingers pop off right?

You get a fun sound...and a face-full of noxious methane.

originally posted by: IAMTAT

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

And the fingers pop off right?

You get a fun sound...and a face-full of noxious methane.

My ex wife runs the desk.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I'm a vegetarian.

I don't love animals.

I just hate plants.