You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

We only have one planet.

Dead hookers? We have plenty.

originally posted by: In4ormant
a reply to: DBCowboy

Is there a gimp here, I get a little winded after the 3rd one now. Old age sucks

I'd prefer it if you didn't refer to Zazz as a "gimp".

Her title is Evil Dingo Witch.

a reply to: DBCowboy

Still feeling my way around the place.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
Dead hookers? We have plenty.

One word: addictive.

originally posted by: In4ormant
a reply to: DBCowboy

Still feeling my way around the place.

Relax, enjoy.

Occasionally we get attacked by wimmin who just end up making sammiches and then running off to paint their toes or something.

But most of the time we just get hammered and fart a lot.

originally posted by: In4ormant
a reply to: DBCowboy

Still feeling my way around the place.

If you happen to touch anything sticky...it's DB's fault.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

We only have one planet.

Dead hookers? We have plenty.

You can never have enough dead hookers.
(MASONIC RULE #27)

The in-laws are here. I'm going to see how much rat poison it takes to ensure they stay away longer this time. Think I have the right dose.

Later!

originally posted by: In4ormant
The in-laws are here. I'm going to see how much rat poison it takes to ensure they stay away longer this time. Think I have the right dose.

Later!

Oooo...take some coffee cake with you.

a reply to: DBCowboy

I like him...I think we should keep him.

Besides, Augustus said we could have a pet.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I like him...I think we should keep him.

Besides, Augustus said we could have a pet.

Just make sure he gets his shots. I say .40 or .45 should do the trick.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: IAMTAT
I like him...I think we should keep him.

Besides, Augustus said we could have a pet.

Just make sure he gets his shots. I say .40 or .45 should do the trick.

Okay, but you have to worm him.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Okay, but you have to worm him.

A Buckwheat solves both problems at the same time.

Been raining for days. Did someone in here do a rain dance or something?

I don't see any wimmin makin sammiches. Don't look at me, you'll all starve.

a reply to: Night Star

We keep our 'Sammich Goddesses' out of sight when they're not making sammiches.
Currently, they're chained to urinals in the basement.

a reply to: IAMTAT

Glad I don't make sammiches for you guys.

a reply to: Night Star

Rain makes things grow.

originally posted by: Night Star
a reply to: IAMTAT

Glad I don't make sammiches for you guys.

No, the perks are great.

We all like our sammiches with the crusts trimmed off...so Sammich Goddesses get to eat all the crust they want.

a reply to: IAMTAT

I even got them a new panini press, DB's ass.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus
a reply to: IAMTAT

I even got them a new panini press, DB's ass.

Nothing but the best for our Sammich Goddesses.