You heard of the Three Amigos, meet the Three Idiots...

originally posted by: halfoldman
May I propose (whatever view one has) that the term "sick puppy" be shelved?

Hence the world would be a better place if everyone used the term "sick doggie" instead of "sick puppy".

I understand...but DB and AM always scream and hide when someone suggests "Doggie"

a reply to: IAMTAT

It gets the ball gag if it starts screaming.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
The scary part is, I have children.

Same.

I mean, none of them are mine, but I have them none the less.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
a reply to: IAMTAT

It gets the ball gag if it starts screaming.

Masonic Rule #34

Uh oh, the right bunch of bros have met.

Let the great foolishness commence ...

I just want to state for the record that the three of us are in fact adults.

So stop sending me PM's asking when we are 'going back to school'.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

What qualifies as an "adult"?

(just curious)

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

I just want to state for the record that the three of us are in fact adults.

So stop sending me PM's asking when we are 'going back to school'.

Hey! WTF?
You promised we could go back to school...as soon as the windowless van was out of the police impound.

originally posted by: DBCowboy
What qualifies as an "adult"?

(just curious)

That would be the people not posting in this thread.

originally posted by: IAMTAT
Hey! WTF?
You promised we could go back to school...as soon as the windowless van was out of the police impound.

It's out! Plus I got us off the registry, so we are good to go.

originally posted by: AugustusMasonicus

originally posted by: DBCowboy
What qualifies as an "adult"?

(just curious)

That would be the people not posting in this thread.

Be Cruel To Your School!

Return every moment of buttache in kind.

Twisted Sister:

I'll cover the flank. It requires wisdom to know one is stoopid.

a reply to: skunkape23

A sensible choice, but without too much rank.

a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Well thanks. Momma dropping me on my head and snacking on paint chips didn't help.

a reply to: Skid Mark

Flip, bro.
Your family's probably banned from the Louvre for life.

Don't let those people in, they will start chewing the paint.

The Mona Lisa - just a starter.

(Joke, of course.)

originally posted by: mamabeth
a reply to: AugustusMasonicus

Is it my imagination or are you and DB really sick puppies?
I think if either of you invited me over for dinner it would
be in my best interest to decline the offer!

Yeah. Turns out they mean it literally when they say "we'd like to have you for dinner."

Thank God I brought my sword and sorcery. Though DB and AM look kinda cute when they're struggling against their own restraints... heh heh. Good times.

I'd like to take this opportunity to turn this discussion to a serious matter.

I'm talking about PITA.

PITA takes lamb and cucumber sauce and it makes a tasty meal.

Yet they are against animals and eating meat.

I smell a conspiracy.

Or it cold be the onions I had earlier.

a reply to: DBCowboy

That's so selfish of them.
I think they just hate cucumbers.